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KGB Army Application Line
2: How old are you recruit? You must be at least 18 to join the KGB Army
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The best way to join is to get the total KGB Army package and get three shirts as well. Or you can join free here: All right ladies and gentlemen welcome to the KGB Army sign up line! This is where you get the chance to become full fledge KGB Army members! Only when enlistment is open enrollment. You need to fillout this application and our high officials will send you your KGB Army profile information. You must answer all questions best to your knowledge. All infomation is private and will be confidential!
Be a part of something that will help the world! Get out for your holes, unite and fight for the legalization of marijuana! We will win! -General 2High
We will not give your address away to anyone! We promise!
1: What's your email address? This is critical if you join!
We must have your email address, how are we going to get back to you? All information on here is private and will not be given away to anyone!
The KGB Army doesn't want ANY enemy infiltration, you are not allowed to join the KGB Army if you are on this following list: If you are a, Police officer or any law enforcement/Bounty hunter/Civillian Police force/FBI/CIA/ATF/DEA/Al Qaida or any terroists/Scottland Yard/United Nations or any other Nation, 3rd world or otherwise/The Russian KGB/Black Market of any type of organizations/Evil Cults/Fanatical Religious Groups/Aliens (the illegal kind or outer-space kind)/FUBAR'ed people, i.e. nut-cases and wackos/CHUD's/Killer Clowns from outer space or Killer Tomatos or evil food of any kind/Killer anything, other than: GREEN BUD/People from other centuries and times other than Jesus or people that smoke weed/Any type of group (or person) at all, that wants marijuana illegal forever, and frowns when they see mary jane, shaking your figner at cannabis/Government worker(s)-(other than Ken Gorman) or enforcer(s) of any country of ANY kind: The KGB Army will not accept your application, AND you will be sued! And I'll have Johnnie Cochran as my lawer. Unless you're a spy and wanna be on ourside, and you must have proof & prove it. General 2High right now, out.
3: What's your last name?
4: What is the initial of your first name?
5: (Optional) What's your middle initial?
6: Do you work for the police or any goverment organization, the FBI/CIA? Or hired by any law enforcment agency?
7: How tall are you?
8: What's your weight?
9: Do you want Marijuana legalized?
10: What color is your hair and eyes?
11: How long have you smoked Marijuana? This is also critical
12: Are you a closet smoker?
13: What is your favorite way to smoke weed? Bong/Pipe/Joints?
14: What kind of weed to you normally get? Stress/Chronic
16: Would you like General 2High, Major General LitWood or Lt. General Smokey Smith to create your Dog Tag for only $10.00 or do you want to do it yourself for $5.00?
17: Make a statement for the world to know why you think weed should be legal. And tell us about yourself.
Uncle Hash!
Wants You!
We must have your email address, how are we going to get back to you? All information on here is private and will not be given away to anyone!
You must be 18! We are not held responsible if you lie about your age and get killed in combat!
This will be for your military profile.
Just to fill out your profile. Nobody will know it's you so don't sweat it!
Just to fill out your profile, don't fret we'll protect you from the police or any governments that try to get your whereabouts.
The KGB Army doesn't want ANY enemy infiltration, you are not allowed to join the KGB Army if you are on this following list: If you are a, Police officer or any law enforcement/Bounty Hunter/Civillian Police force/FBI/CIA/ATF/DEA/Al Qaida or any terroists/Scottland Yard/United Nations or any other Nation, 3rd world or otherwise/The Russian KGB/Black Market of any type of organizations/Evil Cults/Fanatical Religious Groups/Aliens (the illegal kind or outer-space kind)/FUBAR'ed people, i.e. nut-cases and wackos, scoundrels, thieves, thugs, hoods/CHUD's/Killer Clowns from outer space or Killer Tomatos or evil food of any kind/Killer anything, other than: GREEN BUD/People from other centuries and times other than Jesus or people that smoke weed/Any type of group (or person) at all, that wants marijuana illegal forever, and frowns when they see mary jane, shaking your figner at cannabis/Government worker(s)-(other than Ken Gorman) or enforcer(s) of any country of ANY kind: The KGB Army will not accept your application, AND you will be sued! And I'll have Johnnie Cochran as my lawer. Unless you're a spy and wanna be on ourside, and you must have proof & prove it. General 2High right now, out.
Well how tall are you in feet?
Girls can lie about this, they always do anyways!
We hope so, if not it's all right, but that's the goal of this army!
Well that's an easy one, eyes are blue, green, brown, black, red, yellow. Hair color that's easy! It's growing out of your head! Now would you sell your soul to the devil if he made bud grow out of your head instead of human hair?
This is a must! We must know to the best of your ability how long have you smoked for?
Be proud of your stoner heritage!
So what's your favorite? General 2High loves bongs!
Well, what kind of bud do you smoke? The dirty red hair weed or the icky sticky green with no seeds? General 2High wants to know!!
Please tell us you can at the very least throw away $5 bucks! It will get your Dog Tag made! General 2High has two of them and spent $10 oh my god!
Fu(ken JOIN ALREADY!!! Get the best the best thing growing from earth to where it belongs! -Major FUBAR
15: What is your Gender? Male or Female? Both?
Well take a look at yourself in the mirror and tell me what sex are you? A boy or a girl? Or are you a special hybrid of the two?
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