Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.
(Hence, the light bulb?)

"Kemo Sabe" means "Soggy Shrub".

Bubble Gum contains rubber.

Everytime Beethoven sat down to write music
He poured ice water over his head.



A monkey was tried and convicted
For smoking a cigarette in South Bend,
Indiana.

Some toothpaste contain antifreeze.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Mosquitoes have teeth.



In Kentucky, 50 percent of the people
Who get married for the first time are
Teenagers.

Kotex was first manufactured as bandages,
During World War 1.

You're more likely to get stung by a bee
On a windy day than in any other weather.

An average person laughs about 15 times a day.



Research indicates that mosquitoes are
Attracted to people who have recently
Eaten bananas.

A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at or 600 m.p.h.

The condom - made originally of linen
Was invented in the early 1500's.

Every person has a unique tongue print.



Your right lung takes in more air than
your left one.

Most American car horns honk in the key of F.

The three best - known western names in China
Are: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon,
And Elvis Presley.

Most cows give more milk when they listen
To music.