Miscellaneous Pictures
John and Rachel at the Navy Birthday Ball 2000


He's either saying "I Love You" or "Motley Crue Rules". Let's hope it's the former.

Sheena, Queen of Jungle, surveying her domain.
(AKA Aunt Crystal)

Patrick laughing at death, just before plunging headfirst to the floor.
(Not really)

Aaron strenuously denying the presence of any little trains in his pockets
at the local toy store

Two words.... YEAH, RIGHT.

Patrick, running up the Diamondhead mountain path.
Uncle Robby, not breathing so well.

Patrick in the process of converting himself into a sugar cookie.

Patrick doing the "Running Man" (He doesn't care if it's passe)
Devin Toothman wrestling imaginary alligators
Aaron digs for gold (don't ask if he found any)

Again, he has NO IDEA he's on camera. Really.

The humble beginnings of a mighty sand fortress; unfortunately, tidal waves and giant
feet ended construction prematurely.

Dude opens a coconut for Aunt Crystal on the North Shore -- it tastes like
unflavored Jell-o. Yummy.

I read Curious George for purely selfish pleasure, as Patrick watches
TV over the edge of the book.

A 3-in-1 spliced panorama of a bay on the North Shore. Not a good location
for surfing (note the lovely jagged rocks)

Aaron seems to have doubts about the fun involved in pushing
yourself around on a piece of plastic.

"I gotta go potty..."
"THEN GO!!!"

More North Shore scenery -- the two white women in the foreground
are most obviously not native.
Kid thinks he's funny...

Aaron has doubts about the "coolness" of Mom's shaka.
Woo-hoo!!!

Bowfin Memorial Scholarship winners -- I'm the guy with the goofy hat in the middle.