How to be a clown ~ by
Archie Kennedy
Step 1: Invest in some cool head-wear & buy a red nose on Red Nose Day.
Step 2: Buy a good-quality clown costume - preferably a bright orange one with cool neck frills.
Step 3: Get a professional to do your make-up for you…
…You can either choose the sad-eyed-clown look…
…Or paint a bright red mouth.
Step 4. Approach Mr Bush & impress him with your juggling skills.
Go Home!
