At
long last, the discovery of a new effective drug that will bring relief to
thousands of people suffering from Edrington’s disease!
Each year, hundreds of
people are diagnosed with the debilitating illness known as “Edrington’s
disease”. This disease is characterised by delusions of grandeur and
overwhelming sense of one’s own self importance. It’s manic-like symptoms
include excessive horse riding, smirking and insistence on being addressed as
“My Lord” or other such aristocratic title.
These symptoms bring unnecessary pain and suffering to those who are
afflicted with the condition.
FACT: YOU COULD HAVE
EDRINGTON’S DISEASE AND NOT EVEN KNOW IT!
Over 80% of people who have
Edrington’s disease don’t even know they think they are the Earl of Edrington!
FACT: EDRINGTON’S DISEASE
LEAVES ITS VICTIMS SOCIALLY INEPT!
People with Edrington’s
disease often suffer from crippling dry wit which leaves them socially
incapable of carrying a normal conversation!
FACT: YOU COULD BE
VULNERABLE TO OTHER ILLNESSES!
Victims who are struck down
with Edrington’s disease before the age of 30 are 3 times more likely to
develop the dreaded “Vive Le Roi” virus – a virus uttered by many before their
beheaded doom.
The Good News about
Edrington’s Disease!
Up until now, there has been
no known cure for Edrington’s disease. Victims were often forced to suffer in
silence at home or at work, often with catastrophic consequences.
Now, thanks to MUZILLAC©[i],
a new effective drug developed by General Practitioner
Charette, this horrible and debilitating illness can be cured once and for all!
What’s so special about MUZILLAC©?
MUZILLAC© is the
only drug to contain the active ingredient Anti-Aristocracy Agent (AAA),
formerly known as Anti-Snobbery-Agent (ASA), a naturally occurring substance
found in the village of Muzillac, France. This agent works to attack and
breakdown the superiority-complex forming enzymes in the brain that cause
Edrington’s disease.
How will I know if MUZILLAC© is right for
me?
MUZILLAC© is the
only cure recommended by 100% of doctors for the effective treatment of
Edrington’s disease.
Correct dosage of MUZILLAC©
administered over a four week period will yield the following benefits:
It really works!
Testimonial – Colonel de Moncoutant’s story
“I WAS A CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF
SOMEONE who had advanced Edrington’s disease. When I was promoted to Mayor of
the village my ego started to spiral out of control. I believed myself to be an
almighty and powerful Lord who had the right to crush my own people at my will.
During the Revolution,
Edrington’s disease had turned me into a merciless and monstrous man. I ordered
my people to welcome me home and I beheaded villagers who I thought were
against me. My judgment and reasoning had become severely impaired to the point
where I nearly killed a young boy who was singing a French Republican song.
When I started chanting
“Vive Le Roi” I knew I was on the brink of developing full blown Vive Le Roi
virus. I sought help immediately but nothing could abate these feelings I had
of extreme superiority and nobility.
Then I read an article by
General Practitioner Charette on the discovery of MUZILLAC© and its
effects on restoring feelings of self worth to its rightful place. I was
skeptical at first but with each tablet of MUZILLAC© I found my
urge to dominate gradually subsiding. Thanks to MUZILLAC© I no
longer feel compelled to rule the world. I have a greater sense of proportion
of who I am and where I fit into society”.
Moncoutant now runs a highly
successful lavatory cleaning business.
Order today!
Order your first 10,000
tablets of MUZILLAC© within the next 7 days and we’ll send you
another 10,000 units absolutely free! Order today to enjoy a life free from
Edrington’s disease forever!
Fill in the form below to
complete your order.
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Yes! I would like to order
10,000, maybe 20,000 tablets of MUZILLAC©.
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Name:
Mr/Mrs/Miss/Dr/Admiral/Mayor/Major/Earl/Lord/Colonel/Other aristocratic
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Please allow up to six weeks for delivery of your
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[i] Each tablet of MUZILLAC© contains: Anti-Aristocracy-Agent (AAA), egalitarianism, modesty enhancing chemicals, anti-pompous-enzymes, cheerfulness, sensitivity stimulants and thoughtfulness.