The other day Shane thought it would be pretty cool to make his own ice cream. The problem was, he doesn't know how. He decided to try anyways. He took some ice, some cream and some vanilla flavor. He took three pounds of ice, forty-five pounds of cream, and two bottles of vanilla flavoring. He put them all in the wheels of his brother's car, just like he saw in the "Red Green" show. He then told his brother to go get some vanilla flavoring, cream, and some ice, because they were out of all three. His brother went to Wal-Mart. When he came back, Shane couldn't get the stuff out of his brother's tires, so he got a steak knife and cut open the tires. Just as he did that, his dad walked in. That was the last anyone saw of Shane. The moral of this story is Shane has serious mental problems and needs to check into an mental institution.
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