The other day Shane decided to play hockey with some senior citizens down the street. He hopped on the back of the bus just as it was pulling away. when he got to the ice sheet, he was covered in asphalt and was coughing up exhaust fumes. Shane got of the bus, and started into the rink with the old people. He figured that the grandparents, being old, would be about his level of skill. Little did he know that he was sorely mistaken. The senior citizens smashed him into the wall so many times, his face is permanently imprinted into the side of the rink. It is, I'm serious, go look! The moral of this story is that Shane will lose at any sport no matter who he's playing, even if it's senior citizens.
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