The other day Shane thought it would be pretty cool to be a goth for the day. So he went digging around in his closet. The problem was he only had black shoes and a black shirt. As he sat there, pondering his dilemma, he remembered his mom had an old pair of black sweatpants. He couldn't figure out why he shouldn't wear them, so he decided to put them on. Next he went looking for socks. He could not find a black pair of socks in the whole house, so he decided to try to dye a pair. The less said on that topic the better. Let's just say he ended up wearing white socks. The morale of this story is Shane has a strange, contagious disease call Shanitus that makes him do wierd stuff.