The other day Shane thought it would be kinda fun to play basketball with some of the seniors living by his house. He went over to them and asked if he could play basketball with them. They just looked at him like he was out of his mind (which he is). They asked Shane if he knew how to play. He said he didn't, but he could learn. Five minutes later they were playing. After about fifteen minutes, Shane called time out. He asked the oldest one if he was sure the youngest person was supposed to be the ball. The senior said he was sure. To this day, if you say the word "basketball" around Shane, he starts shivering and muttering "Won't be the ball...Won't be the ball." The moral of this story is: Shane is really gullible, and will do anything if you tell him to.
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