Millenialisticitis

An Eschatological Disease of the Last Times

Do You Have It?

Are You A Carrier?

Are You Susceptible?

SYMPTOMS

1. Infected with PREMILLENNIALISM

2. Doctrinally anemic from overdose of POSTMILLENIALISM.

3. Overweight and sluggish with DISPENSATIONALISM.

4. Delirious and feverish with RAPTUREOCIS.

5. Suffering from the side-effects of an overdosage of the drug, ARMAGEDDONZINE.

THE CURE.

A WEEKLY DOSAGE OF THE LIFE-SAVING, APOCALYPTIC WONDER DRUG

 

REVELATIONHISTAMINE

Developed and perfected at the St. John Laboratory . . . Available NOW at Trinity Lutheran Pharmacy PRESCRIBED DOSAGE — One hour each week (Available in the nave of Trinity Lutheran on Sunday mornings at 9:15 a.m.)

CAUTION

READ THIS LABEL CAREFULLY

For effective results and a complete cure it is necessary to take this medicine regularly. Do not miss your weekly dosage. REMEMBER ... it is available exclusively at TRINITY. COME!!

Trinity Lutheran Church

3765 McKelvey Road

Bridgeton, Missouri                            

sent by Rev. Charles Barrett


"The Church"

… God determined from before the foundations of the earth how large His church should be. God determined the size, the shape, the dimensions, and even the number of stones and the kinds of stones required for His glorious dwelling place. Every stone is hand-picked.

 


"Persecution and the Church Today"

If we cannot endure the Devil's sneer, or being despised by those under his spell, how shall be endure when his sneer and snarl turns to actual attack, wounding us to death? Is there any reason to suppose that the soldier who gives ground when the enemy merely taunts him and maybe threatens him, that such a soldier will stand his ground when the fierce battle is actually joined and one's life and that of his family is endangered?

 

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