Raven: Well, here we are and I don't actually have any ideas for this word. So, I'm going to interview someone! And so... here's.... Hiei!

Hiei: *wanders on reluctantly*

Raven: So, Hiei, what's it like being the Forbidden Child?

Hiei: *death glare*

Raven: In a word, since you're so totally monosyllabic.

Hiei: *considers* Sucky.

Raven: Wow, I never thought you'd use a word like that. How odd. Anyway, onto the next question... what do you think of your team mates?

Hiei: *glances offstage longingly*

Raven: Oh for the love of-- Yusuke! What do you think of Yusuke, in a word?

Hiei: ...he's an idiot. But not as big an idiot as other people I know... and a lucky idiot.

Raven: Holy crap, it's a speech! ^_^ Thankyou for that, Hiei-sama! And now, what about Kurama?

Hiei: *shrug* He's very... adept.

Raven: At what? ^_^

Hiei: *suspicious glance, shrug* Everything.

Raven: Oooh... Wyrren will be pleased. Um, I mean... how about Genkai?

Hiei: She should have died.

Raven: Well, she did d-- anyway. Umm... and, since most of these questions have been pretty silly already, what do you think about Yukina?

Hiei: That's a really stupid question.

Raven: I know. Humour me. Onegai?

Hiei: Since I have ten minutes to go... She's the kindest person I know. Moreso than the fox. And she is very beautiful.

Raven: Aww. ^_^ I know girls who'd kill to have a brother like you!

Hiei: You'd better hope Yukina isn't reading this.

Raven: @_#;; You're right. Ahem. And speaking of brothers, do you think you'll ever help her find hers? *meaningful glance*

Hiei: Hn. It's possible.

Raven: Well, that was a non-answer if ever I've heard one. Hmm... ooh, since I'm eating some as I write this - do you actually like ice cream? And do you actually call it 'sweet snow'?

Hiei: Are you joking? What a stupid thing to call it...

Raven: I had a feeling you'd be that pedantic. Anyway, do you like it?

Hiei: I'm not accustomed to sweet food. I prefer meat.

Raven: Raw meat?

Hiei: Hn. Kudaran.

Raven: Whee! Kudaran!

Hiei: *weird look*

Raven: *ahem* Oh look! Five minutes and nine seconds to go! Ummm... well, I can't exactly think of anything else to ask you. Oh, wait! Why don't we see any more of that groovy green form of yours?

Hiei: *scowl* Because Kurama's a fucking moron.

Raven: ...um?

Hiei: His stupid blood did something to the stupid Jagan and now it won't actually allow me to transform any more.

Raven: Wow. Why d'you think it did that?

Kurama: *sidles onstage* If I might offer an explanation?

Audience: *mass swoon*

Raven: Eh. He's not Youko yet. =3 Um, I mean, you're gorgeous too.

Kurama: *pout* Indeed. *sits down next to Hiei and sulks*

Raven: Uh... Hiei thinks you�re beautiful, don't you Hiei? Oh wait, he only pays attention to you when you�re Youko, too�

Hiei: I what?

Raven: Um.

Kurama: *pouts even more* As I was saying... the Jagan reacted that way to my blood because it's a kind of anti-Zense no Mi.

Raven: Awesome. So it stops people from attaining their more powerful forms by accelerating growth?

Kurama: No. I made that up. We have absolutely no idea why that happened. I just wanted to come onstage, because your backstage crew started to frighten me.

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