| Dating Game With BSB (using actual BSB quotes) |
| Announcer: Welcome to the celebrity dating game. Today, we have 3 Backstreet Boys up for grabs, and our contestant is a girl named ----. Hi ----, how are you doing today? Ashley: Oh great, actually. I can't believe I'm gonna go on a date with a Backstreet Boy! I hope I get Brian! Announcer: Actually, today we have Nick, AJ, and Kevin. Welcome boys. AJ: Welcome to Mr. Roger's neighborhood. Sorry Mr. Rogers can't be here today, I'm takin his place. Announcer: Actually this is the celebrity dating game. AJ: Right, I knew that. Nick: It's a Backstreet thang. Announcer: So I guess we should get to the game, eh? Kevin: Canadians have those cute little accents, eh? Announcer: Uh, OK. Nick, you are bachelor #1, AJ, #2 and Kevin, #3, alright? Nick: I've got a wet bum! Kevin: Be quiet, Nick! Announcer: Uh yeah Ashley I think they got it. You can ask your questions now Ashley: OK, bachelor #1, what's your ultimate fantasy? Nick: Um.... To make love in space. Ashley: Alright! Where's the shuttle?! (LoL) OK, number 2, same question. AJ: Skydiving, or white-water rafting, or naked on a beach. Ashley: Yah well I hope you'd be naked when you do it. Number 3, same q. Kevin: The cheesy, meaty way. Ashley: Um.... OK. Next question. Bachelor number 1, what's your favourite part of your body? Nick: My hand, dumbass. Ashley: Um, number 2 and 3? Kevin: When all else fails, you just gotta grab it with your finger, can you guess from that clue? Ashley: Oh boy.... AJ: When you don't know, grow a fro! Ashley: Not that you have one, but OK. Next question. Bachelor #3, what is your favourite thing about bachelor number 1? Kevin: (saying to Nick) It looks like its gonna hafta be your thing. You know....your thing. Yeah..your THING! Ashley: Whoa! TMI!!!! OK well I'm not even gonna THINK about asking the other guys about that. My next question is to all bachelors. What is one thing that you would like to say about love? Nick: Love has no age. AJ: Music is love, love is music, music is my life and I love my life, thank you and goodnight. Ashley: Actually, I'm not done yet. I'll do the next question after Bachelor #3 answers my current question. Kevin: What goes around comes around. Ashley: Good answer. Next question. When do think the Backstreet Boys will be no more? AJ: The Beach Boys are in their sixties and they're still called the Beach Boys. So even when we're in our sixties, we'll still be Backstreet Boys. We just won't be dancing as much. Nick: Until we can do a cane-routine. Ashley: Next question. What's one thing that really makes you upset? Kevin: Sometimes backstage during one of our meet-and-greets, there will be a child who is terminally ill and it really breaks our hearts. It's sad that anyone has to die from cancer, but a little kid who doesn't even get a chance to live a life -man, I just can't take that. I usually end up crying. Nick: I last cried when we visted a children's hospital. It made me really, really sad. But I didn't let anyone know I'd cried as I don't like to show my innermost feelings. Ashley: Bachelor #2? (AJ shakes his head.) OK, next question. What's one thing that really scares you? Nick: Brian mixes together weird flavours of ice cream. Kevin: When I was really, really little, my brother used to scare me with KISS. I was terrified of those guys with all that scary makeup. I was probably like 6 or 7. They had a song called 'God of Thunder.' My brother used to get a kick out of saying, 'All right. Don't do such and such or I'm going to call the God of Thunder tonight and he's gonna come and get you'. AJ: Kevin's obsesive-compulsive-disorder with cleanliness. 'Don't touch that door handle, I just cleaned it!' He would say. Nick: Now that right there is scary. Ashley: What's your favourite television channel, Bachelor #3? Kevin: The Discovery Channel. Ashley: OK. Bachelor #1, what's your favourite nickname that someone has called you? Nick: My family used to call me 'Charlie Brown' because I had a big round head with no hair. Ashley: Uh-huh. OK. Bachelor #2, what's something you do in your spare time? AJ: Shake my butt! Ashley: Oooook.... Bachelor #3, what do you think of N Shit, er, I mean N Sync? Kevin: It's very frustrating on the creative part because they have the same producers, same managment, and even the same record deal. It's like somebody should tell them 'get your own identity!'. Ashley: I totally agree. Bachelor #1, could you please tell me a funny joke? Nick: How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? Cus the Burger King showed her his whopper! (Cracks up) Ashley: Um, yah. OK I just got one more question for Bachelor #2. Number 2, what do you think will happen when you release your next album? AJ: When our new record comes out N Sync will be saying bye, bye, bye! Ashley: I totally agree again! Oops wait I got one more question. Bachelor #1, what is something that makes you really nervous? Nick: Everything about girls makes me really really nervous. I flunked my algebra test because it has the word 'bra' in it. Ashley: Haha! That's good! No seriously, what's something that makes you really nervous? Nick: I'm serious! Ashley: Oh, I see. OK well I'm done. Announcer: OK audience, who do you think Ashley should choose? Audience: Number 1! Number 1! Announcer: OK Ashley, it's time to make your decision. Ashley: I choose...... THE END!!! |
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