| Jolly Roger's Cookbook |
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| Recipe for Wicca |
| 6 packages discount eyeliner 1 manufactured sense of alienation, seasoned with unjustified belief in uniqueness of one's "oppression" 3 well-worn Marilyn Manson LPs, for playing backwards (substitute Black Sabbath to taste) 1 lack of self esteem masquerading as aloofness Multiple piercings 1 Fascination with "dark side" of popular culture, evidenced by evilly spiked hair and shocking Anarchy (tm) apparel. Shake well. Only let out at night. |