I am the Dongallyn. To say more is to say too much.
Dongallyn, why do you do what you do?
Because I am the only one who can.
How may I contact you?
You may contact me by signing my guestbook.
I jest. Guestbooks are for pussies. You are a pussy for asking.
Dongallyn, will you marry me?
Yes. It will be a small ceremony.