| Cool Proverbs and Sayings |
| Don't ask why I thought of making this page....but I do like a lot of these. |
| Hating people is like burning down your house to get rid of a rat. Hate is like swallowing poison and waiting for the other person to die. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes..... |
| Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% how you respond to it. |
| Life is full of surprises, just say "never" and you'll see. |
| Love is not finding the perfect person but seeing an imperfect person perfectly. |
| LSD melts your mind, not in your hand. |
| Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. |
| My biggest problem is that I believe almost everything I tell myself. |
| Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. |
| A true friend is one who walks in when the world walks out. |
| Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that those who have the most, live the longest. |
| Don't be mad at a friend for telling your secret, for neither of you could keep it to yourself. |
| Don't let the littleness of others bring out the littleness in you. |
| Drink wet cement and get really stoned. |
| The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese. |
| We live in a society where pizza gets to your house faster than the police. |
| Cool Questions |
| Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? |
| If its tourist season, why can't we shoot them? |
| Why is lemonaide made with artificial flavouring while dishwasher soap is made with real lemons? |
| If its tourist season, why can't we shoot them? |
| Adam and Eve were the first people on Earth.....Did they have belly buttons? |
| If we can see the moon in the day, does that mean that China can't see it at night? (Justine!) lol |
| Can Atheists get insurance for acts of God? |
| Did Noah include termites on the Arc? |
| Do penguins have knees? |
| Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics? |
| Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? |
| If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? |
| I am in shape. Round is a shape, isn't it? |
| Is the glass half full or half empty, or twice as big as it needs to be? |
| Where does the white go when the snow melts? |
| If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. |
| If life were easy, it would be boring. |
| People forget how fast you did a job, but they remember how well you did it. |