Trash Can Sinatras - Twisted and Bent

Spread eagled illegally
An angel as bored as me
Should I cream and pretend?
I don't know about the world
Well well well well well

You had Phil in my father's shed
And Joe made a lovely bed
Drag them on and off and on
Summersaulted, autumn tumbled
Feathers tickled memories

Remember Phil Phil Phil Phil Phil?
Remember Phil Phil Phil Phil Phil?
I knew Phil well well well well well

Should I embrace you or embalm you?
You're so lackadaisical, upsadaisy girl
Beauty is sin deep
And when you scratch me, it shows you

Remember Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe?
Remember Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe?
I knew Joe well well well well well
Well!

The pirate in me... turned a blind eye
So come aboard, I'm going to explore
Murphy's law and the rules of Columbus
He got it wrong, got blown off course
Navigated us in knots (of course)

So come aboard, let's sing a lament - the world isn't round, it's twisted and bent
Come aboard, let's sing a lament - the world isn't round, it's twisted and bent...