Smiths - This Charming Man

Punctured bicycle on a hillside, desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet?

When in this charming car... this charming man

Why pamper life's complexity when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?

I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said, "it's gruesome that someone so handsome should care"

Ah! A jumped-up pantry boy who never knew his place
He said, "return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things

I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said, "it's gruesome that someone so handsome should care"
La, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man
Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man

Ah! A jumped-up pantry boy who never knew his place
He said, "return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things

New York version adds:
I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear

I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear
Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man
Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man

Ah! A jumped-up pantry boy who never knew his place
He said, "return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things