Morrissey - Hairdresser on Fire Here is London... giddy of London... is it home of the free or what? Can you squeeze me into an empty page of your diary and psychologically save me? I've got faith in you I sense the power within the fingers... within an hour the power could totally destroy me or it could save my life Oh, here is London... home of the brash, outrageous, and free You are repressed, but you're remarkably dressed... is it real? And you're always busy... really busy... busy, busy Oh, hairdresser on fire... all around Sloane Square And you're just so busy... busy, busy... busy scissors Oh, hairdresser on fire... only the other day Was a client, over-cautious... he made you nervous And when he said, "I'm gonna sue you," oh, I really felt for you... mmm So can you squeeze me into an empty page of your diary and supernaturally change me... change me, change? Oh, here in London... home of the brash, outrageous, and free You are repressed, but you're remarkably dressed... is it real? And you're always busy... really busy... busy clippers Oh, hairdresser on fire... all around Sloane Square And you're just too busy to see me Busy clippers Oh, hairdresser on fire... only the other day