| TRAVEL TERMS DECIPHERED! |
| Old world charm No bath Tropical Rainy Majestic setting A long way from town Options galore Nothing is included in the itinerary Secluded hideaway Impossible to find or get to Pre-registered rooms Already occupied Explore on your own Pay for it yourself Knowledgeable trip hosts They've flown in an airplane before No extra fees No extras Nominal fee Outrageous charge Standard Sub-standard Deluxe Standard Superior One free shower cap All the amenities Two free shower caps Plush Top and bottom sheets Gentle breezes Occasional gale-force winds Light and airy No air conditioning Picturesque Theme park nearby Open bar Free ice cubes |