| Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes? I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the self-help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. If a mute kid swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? And whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp?" Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice?" What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? Would a wingless fly be called a walk? Is a shelless turtle homeless or just naked? Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny? When you open a bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to remove the one on top? How is it possible to have a civil war? If God dropped acid, would he see people? Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids instead of asteroids? |
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