Ever wonder what LP would be if they weren't LP? Yeah, me too. Here
are just a few ideas (in bold). Under them is the name/names
of the person/people who I think would best fit under the description and why.
If you have any ideas for this, feel free to
Contact Me.
A superhero: Rob--just because I find it very intriguing that his weapon of choice
could be a pair of drumsticks, in which he would beat the villain over the head with.
Yes, Rob would be the coolest superhero. Brad--hrmm. He wouldn't really have a weapon of choice in my opinion. He could though, be able to 'Like' someone to death-meaning that he would say 'like' so many
times that the person would just die. Besides that, the only reason why Brad would make
a cool superhero is because he has the whole headphones thing going on, and that looks
very superhero-ish. :-]
The President: Chester--He would have to pass the "Destruction of Spiders in the USA Act" which
would state: Any spider or eight legged creature which is capable of biting a human
being is not allowed in the U.S.A unless caged or under the supervision of a trained
professional. Brad--Basically, I could see him passing a "American Cellphone Use Policy" which
states that if an individual has a cellphone, he or she may use it whenever or wherever
without the consent of another individual.
Used Car Salesman: Mr. Hahn--He seems like he'd be furtive enough to pull the sneaky stuff used
car salesmen try to pull. Oh, and this quote says that he'd make a pretty good
stereotypical used car salesman: "If it ain't broke, break it, then superglue it
together. When you're done, give it to a friend."
An Animal: Phoenix-- :-] Everytime I hear 'phoenix' I think of a phoenix...that type of bird
or whatever. So I guess Phoenix really has no real reason which makes him seem
like he'd be an animal-it's just the fact that his name reminds me of a phoenix
which is an animal.
An Obsessive Internet User: Mike--Hrm. Maybe he already is an obsessive internet user. I don't think this is
a "What if". Nevertheless, I could imagine him sitting at his computer at 2 in the morning,
surfing the LPU boards, the LPMB, and spicegirls.com
To Hang Out With Avril Lavigne: Brad--He and Avril could do eachother's nails with some black nailpolish. That,
and he could teach her how to do the G chord on a guitar so she can look like she's
playing.
