Me: Hey all! I'm here with Chester from Linkin Park- Chester: Hello kids. *waves* Me: *smiles* Yes. Hello...and we're going to bake a cake! Sounds fun, easy and delicious,
wouldn't you say Chester? Chester: *dipping finger in frosting* Very. *looks around to make sure no one
sees. licks frosting off finger* Me: Ok. So, Chef Chester. What do we do first? Chester: Well April, I'm glad you asked. First, we take this bag of flour here, and we
open it. *struggles with bag* Me: Do you need help with that? Chester: No no. I got it. *struggles with bag of flour some more* Me: *grabs a pair of scissors* Here I have a pair of scissors we can open the bag- Chester: *bag of flour explodes, sending flour all over the place, especially
on Chester's glasses* Me: *sighs* ....with.... Chester: Well I got it open. So now we just need to pour some of it into the bowl.
I denno how much, but some. *tries to find the bowl, but can't because glasses are filled
with flour* *while searching for the bowl, he places his hands all over the table, knocking
over different ingredients* Me: How bout I get you the bowl...*stops Chester's hands from knocking over any more
ingredients* and umm, while I do that, lets go to a commercial.
Brad: *comes out to tell the live audience to buy stuff* *whispers to producer in an
angry tone* I don't want to do this! Producer: You don't do it, you don't get paid. Brad: *sighs angrily, puts hands on hips and does a little dance* Oh I wish I were an
Oscar Mayer weiner, so everyone could be in love with meeeeee. And if I were an Oscar
Mayer weiner.....*looks at producer and whispers* I don't remember the rest! Producer: That's not my fault. Make it up! Brad: *nervous* And....if I were an Oscar.....Mayer weiner....then I would be able
to fly like a beeeee!
Me: And we're back from commericials...With Chef Chester. We went ahead and made a cake,
so we've decided to teach you how to make cute decorations on it. Chester? Chester: *Back turned* a huh. Me: Well, would you like to start with the frosting? Chester: Umm. I don't think we can. *turns around* *bowl of chocolate frosting is in his
hands, however, it is licked clean* *chocolate frosting is all over his mouth* Me: Chester! Chester: Sorry! We can...use ketchup instead. *walks over to cabinet to see a black
dot* *screams like a baby* Me: What's wrong now?! Chester: *stuttering* Sp....spi......spi......spider!! *runs and slips on some milk which
he spilled earlier* *is on the floor screaming* The spider is on my glasses!! Get it off! Me: *walks over to Chester and takes glasses off of him* Calm down. You have a huge wad of chocolate
frosting stuck to your glasses! Chester: *embarrassed* I knew that! Me: A huh. Okay, we've run out of time...would you like to recommend anything to the
viewers at home Chester? Chester: *has a handful of M&Ms in his hand and is munching on them* Umm...go out
and buy some M&Ms cuz these mothas are yummy! Me: There you have it. Another fun filled day cooking with your everyday chefs. Until
next time America! *waves goodbye* Chester: *is seen pouring the bowl of M&Ms in his coat pocket*
