Here are a few lovely LP quotes brought to you from all
around the net. I have complied the best of the best. The quotes
are presented in bold while my comments (for your curiosity)
are presented in the normal regular ol' font.
Mike: I'm not a very reading person, I like to look at pictures.
Chester: Mike likes porno.
Mike: I don't like porno. I like graphics... And can you not turn porno into graphics? Like having naked anime and stuff...
Chester on their strangest fan: "There's this 13-year-old kid from Pittsburgh. He comes up to us and goes, 'I'm stalking you dude, and when you reach the peak of your success, I'm going to kill you.' Then, during the show he's down the front telling Mike that he wants to 'rape his soul'! I think that's cool, but he probably needs to chill out a bit."
All I gotta say is Mike better watch out! Goodness! Someone not only wants to just simply rape Mike, but Mike's freaking soul! Dude, that is deep...
Brad: We like to hold hands and comb each other's hair in our spare time. So do they do eachother's nails at slumber parties?! Man, I hope I get invited next time!
Mike: Chester and I met at a male strip club.
Chaz: We were both trying to get jobs there as dancers.
Mike: And it just didn't work out...because my butt wasn't big enough. mmmhhhmm...yeah Mike. Your butt wasn't big enough for the strip clubs but it was big enough to break that table? *cocks eyebrow suspiciously*
Q: do you do that pelvic thrust thing to hold it up?
Mike: that's the only way to hold it up. you don't understand, like people do that and it's not like a style thing
Phoenix: it's a neccesity, really Okay...so they do pelvic thrusts to hold up their thing. *laughs* (and that "thing" would equal their guitars--i think)
Mike: We dont know what this video (osc) is about. Joe, our Dj, is the only one who knows what its about, and he wont tell us.
Chester: He's an alien anyway. Aha! This finally proves that LP, are in fact, aliens--well, at least Joe is... (no clue what I'm talking about? See the Picture Perfect section!)
Question: You guys had a great year last year ........ what you gonna do this year?
Mike: we're going to fail and break up and joe's going to sell out and start doing dolls and tampon ads. *Wants to ask Mike whether he will do the pad ads or is Chester going to do that*
Chester: You will go far and travel wide?...Oh, you will travel far and wide, that's what it says. Someone needs to get their glasses checked...*looks around and ends up looking at Chester*
