Question One: Does Mike love Chester?
Evidence:
Chester: Shutup when I'm talking to you before I whip my friend out and give you mushroom stamps!
Mike: Yeah you're little friend haha!
Chester: Oh you would know wouldn't you.
Mike: Oh baby, you know it!
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Mike: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
Chester: And sometimes you feel like my nuts.
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(Sent in to me by Ivy)
Chester: I'm a dork.
Mike: You have a big dork too.
Chester: Yes, I know.
(the definition of a dork: a male whale's "reproductive organ"...*laughs*)
Question Two: Does Chester love Mike?
Evidence:
Chaz: For some reason we like each other.
Mike: He likes me a lot, and I can't stand him.
Chaz: Oh, I guess not then.
This is all the evidence that has surfaced so far. If you happen to come across some evidence of Mike and Chester which can be used in the Love Files, then please email them to me at [email protected]. Thank you for your cooperation.
This whole thing is supposed to be funny...so if you take it offensively, well hey. Don't blame me for Mike and Chester talking dirty to one another!!
