| Quotes |
| OK most of these are from a thread at LPU titled...well... Linkin Park Quotes |
| I don't really like to use the ones out of movies and stuff we have all seen but some of them are so good that you may see a few. If you have ANY you would like to add e-mail them to me here. Please have the subject as quotes. Thanx!!! |
| Joe: I lost my house, can I have yours? Interviewer: You recently went double platinum, you sold over 2 millions records, what do you have to say? Phoenix: I know my mom bought a couple of copies, but not 2 million. Mike: I have a toothbrush. My toothbrush is sexy! (Mike digs toothbrushes) Joe: Chester has a bad mouth Chester: fuck, fuck, fuck? Mike: Bagawk! Chester: I said fuck not cluck! Fan: Brad, why do you wear big headphones? Joe: Can't say. Brad: Can't say. Mike: My walls are about three inches thick and my neighbours must have thought people were dying in my house! The whole neighborhood could hear it! Chester: And you'd hear someone go, "You fucking SUCK! Shut up!" Mike: I think we were subliminally influenced for the bridge on 'One Step Closer' by my neighbors, "SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!" Chester: At ten o'clock every night, we'd hear (he bangs his fist against the wall) and that was our alarm, so we almost ended up naming the band 'Ten PM Stocker', ' cause we recorded on Stocker Street every night and at 10 PM, we had to stop. Chester: Shutup when I'm talking to you before I whip my friend out and give you mushroom stamps! Mike: Yeah you're little friend haha! Chester: Oh you would know wouldn't you. Mike: Oh baby, you know it! Joe: Don't touch me, i have mad cow disease Chester: the best thing that i'd ever done to my parents was learning to use the toilet Chester: Yeah and I've got what they call the crispy cream which is a little fat area around my belly button which is kinda like a donut. Mike: Its from eating too many donuts. MiuMiu: MIke, what do u prefer: N*SYNC or BackstreetBoys? Mike: slow death Do you have any wild stories or embarressing moments to share, while living on the road? Mike: I almost ran over Chester with a golf cart when we were in Florida. Chaz: That was pure evil. Chaz: I'm actually a lab experiment. I was raised in a petri dish at the UCLA biomedical center. Mike: And we just grew to like him, so we kept him around. Chaz: And I just grew. Mike: We are making our way to actually becoming a boy band. Our first video is gonna have all of us in a shower wearing white linen suits, cring and pointing at the camera. We definitely want to start wearing matching outfits, choreographing, and lip-synching our live shows. You guys really don't know what your next singles gonna be? Chester: We have no idea. Mike: Good job, Chester. Good boy. Chester: And at the venue after soundcheck, we did four pkoto shoots, one after another. Mike: It was like a photo shoot buffet!! Joe: our fans are intelligent. They know their shit. hehehe im guilty of this...... Mike: We are renaming the band to Blinkin'Sync- 182. MiuMiu: what's the name of JOe's girlfriend's band? Mike: joe has no girlfriend. stop the rumors. stop the madness. MiuMiu: what about his twins? Anna: no twins Mike: joe has no girlfriend. no babies. nothing MiuMiu: LOL Mike: bad rumors Chester: we're so boy bandish, aren't we? I think its because of my strikingly good looks. Mike: I think its because of your stikingly bad looks. Chester: I totally disagree. I think I'm the most important person ever. Mike: I think Chesters full of himself and I think thats really hot! Chester: yeah sometimes at night your full of me too. What do you do for fun? Chaz: We make fun of Mike's head Which of your songs do you consider the hardest to play? Chaz: "The Song Remains the Same" by Led Zepplin. Mike: our songs Chester Chaz: Ohh...Sympathy by Beethoven. Mike: Answer one question seriously at some point. Chaz: Me? Mike: Its not just you, we're all doing it. Chaz: OK I'll be completely serious. Mike: No, don't be completely serious. Chaz: For some reason we like each other. Mike: He likes me a lot, and I can't stand him. Chaz: Oh, I guess not then. Mike: Hehe, I know where Joe lives!! Brad: Where, under the bridge?? Chaz: Hey, that's what I was gonna say!!! Chaz: It's kind of hard to manufacture a band that's known each other their whole lives. Chaz: I've signed enough boobies in my life to be done with boobies...to sign I mean... Chaz: You live, you die and somewhere in between you'll have children. Chaz: I love to hear the crowd sing along. I get the biggest hard-on from that. Of course, it means I have an whole hour every night. *turns apologetically to Phoenix* I hit your bass with my dick last night. I still got the bruise. Chaz: We�re just happy to be playing. Plus there's only room for one asshole in the band, and that's me! Joe: Hey, they said my name!!! Chaz: No they didn't. Joe: Huh? They just did! Mike: Ugh, Joe, just give it up!!! Chaz: Thank you all for coming out to help fight breast cancer. I know I'm a big fan of boobies myself Mike: Hear, hear Chaz: So, I think it's really great that so many people are coiming out to help save as many boobies as we can Chaz: -Oh my GOD I hate spiders! Squish, kill, die EWWWE! Chaz: "i hate writing love songs.love songs are a big waste of time,it's the same regurgitated crap you hear everyday." Phoenix: Chester likes anime porn. Chaz: Yes, and Chester likes other things too Phoenix: Why are you talking in third person? Chaz: Because Chester feels like it. Now shutup and be a good boy and go clean your room. Mike: Yeah, Chester is helping Ryan Shuck (of Orgy) out with his clothing line called Replicant. Joe: Yeah, Chester is a fashion whore. Chaz: Fashion bitch! Its Fashion bitch, not fashion whore! There's a big difference. Joe: There is? Oh, I didn't notice. Chaz: And here is our bedroom Brad: yeah it's our bedroom Chaz: No, it's not our bedroom, it belongs to my wife and I Joe: I have a nice ass! Chaz: No,you have a bigass. Mike: A big fatass Some Person: Awwe, don't make fun of Joe's ass! Joe: Hehehe you said ass! Mike: You wouldn't believe how dangerous it is to drive around with scented candles lit in the bus, but it's necessary. Chaz: We actually got smart and bought sticky velcro and put on either side of the candles, so they wouldn't roll around. So how do you guys like fame? Mike: We're famous? Chaz: Are you sure? Phoenix: Subfamous! Mike: That's craptacular! Phoenix: Oh my God, they killed Kenny! Chaz: Huh? Lenny? Joe: Lenny Kravitz? Phoenix: No I said Kenny! Southpark, you know! Chaz: Mr.Hanky rules! Pooooooopoooo! Chaz: I'm a big dork. Mike: You have a big dork too. Chaz: Yes I know. Joe: I want to get a pet frog and name it kermit! Or barky larky! Chaz: Barky larky? Joe: Yeah got a problem with that? Joe: When we're on tour, we like to pick on each other just for fun. Mike: Yeah we make fun of Chester's big ass. Chaz: I don't have a big ass! Phoenix: No, you have a ghetto booty! Joe: Haha ghetto booty! I like that one haha! Chaz: Have you ever played the Penis Game? Cane: WHAT?! Chaz: The Penis Game! Cane: What the hell is that?! Chaz: Wanna play it with me? Cane: Uh, no thanks! Mike: Oh come on, you know you do! Cane: Would someone mind telling me what the hell the Penis Game is? Chaz: Its where I slap you with my penis! Adam: Okay Chester, I just have to ask you this, but what's up with your hair and your pants? Chaz: Dude, don't make fun of me or I'll have my wife kick your ass! Dr. Drew: Huh? Chaz: I'm serious, she'll whip out some mean karate moves on you. She packs a mean punch! Joe: Judo chop! Chaz: Raaaar!!! Joe: We don't care about the Mtv awards. I mean, we're glad that we got invited to it this year and we got to perform. But we really didn't care about winning. Chester: Yeah there's always next year. Joe: We'll just have the giant whale eat all of the other competitors! Mike: Oh shit, look out, its Keiko! Chaz: I'm concieded, I really am. Otep: Yes but in a sexy kinda way. Chaz: Oh, she thinks I'm sexy! Joe: Uh oh! Q: What do you think about Otep? Chaz: The lead singer (Otep) think I'm a sexy bitch. Q: Huh? Joe: Don't mind him. He's just really concieded Rob: I live on a bus! Chaz: Yeah, we were thinking about adding these games called 'On The Rack', where you can rip people apart, another one called 'Bash A Boy Band'. It's going to be really cool. It's totally original, it's never been done before! Chaz: In between the letters of the word fuck -- that's where we go. That's where we dig deep. Metal Edge: The mullet is making a comeback. Will we be seeing a red mullet on Chester Bennington at any point during OZZfest? Chaz: Personally, I hate them. I think it's a disgusting haircut. I think parents who force their young boys to wear mullets should be institutionalized. There's no reason to ever have a mullet...Unless you're doing it just to be a dork. Metal Edge: So would you ever do that? Chaz: Of course. Rob: Hey, Joe, what are ya listening to? Joe: Uh, nothing... Brad: He's listening to Chester's Madonna CD's. Joe: No I'm not!!! Chaz: What?! I never said you could listen to them!! Joe: I'm not!! Chaz: I'm gonna kill you, you hacker!!! Joe: Leave me alone!!! (hides his face in his arms) Mike: It's okay, Joe... Chester's not gonna hurt you... Chaz: Yeah, I'm not gonna hurt you.... .... I'm just gonna... Joe: NO!!!! NOT THE FROGGY!!! Rob: Chester.... Chaz: Oh, ok.... geez, I was just joking.... Joe: (sniffs)no you weren't.... you were gonna... you were gonna.. Brad: Here, do you want Mr. Froggy??? Phoenix: Yeah, Mr. Froggy won't hurt you... Joe: (takes the stuffed animal) ok, thanks.... |