Okay....I'll take up this challenge.  3 Bananas, a Tickle Me Elmo 
doll, a Beach Towel,
a Chinese Food Place, and a Light Bulb....Let's see what we can
do!

AUTHOR: Ditzy D
E-MAIL: ditzy_n_delusional@yahoo.com.au 
DISCLAIMER:  Have nothing to do with Stingers at all.  I swear, I 
only watch it
religiously, and you can't sue me for that!
NOTE:  This is just crazy, and probably makes nooooo sense.  But
I'm 
in a mood, and
it's all in the name of fun!

*************
        FOOD FIGHTS AND SHOCKING NAKED FUN                            
                Also Known As      
         JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE
************

ONE VERY HOT MORNING...

`Okay.  Everyone LISTEN UP!' Mac shouted for the fourth time.
It was 
hot.  Very, very
hot, and she along with everyone else, wanted to be anywhere except 
at this briefing. The
others finally looked up, as ready as they would ever be to hear what 
their next case
was.
`Right.  Now Gus here...' Mac said pointing to the photograph
in the 
centre of the
white board `...is apparently quite a major player in the drug
world.'
`Drugs again,' Pete
whinged.  `Why can't we get something interesting - you know 
something that isn't
drugs...You know something....that isn't drugs!' he finished 
dramatically, throwing
his hands in the air.
Danni, Oscar and Angie all laughed as Mac stood at the head of the
table looking rather un-amused.
`Fine then, if that's the way you feel, you won't be
involved.  You're on surveillance.  Now Gus....' Mac
continued.
`What surveillance! 
Mac you know I don't like surveillance.' Pete said standing. 
`I'm a 
do-er, an extrovert, a
get-up-and-get-`em kinda guy.  I have to be out...'
`Peter Church!  If you do not shut-up
and sit down, this INSTANT, then you're not going to be able to
`get-
up-and-get'
ANYTHING!'
`Oh...is that a threat?'  Pete retaliated.
`Pete...' Mac warned.
`Okay,
okay...I'm down, I'm down.'  Pete said sitting down
dejectedly.
`So Gus....'
`OSCAR!!!'
Angie giggled, as Oscar squirted her with a little water gun he had 
found.
`ANGIE!!' Mac
yelled `Will you pay attention!  Now Gus...'
`I'm hungry....'  Danni cut in.
`Right.  Gus. 
Cocaine.  Oscar you're in.  The rest SURVALIENCE!'  Mac
yelled as she 
left the
briefing room heatedly.
The others looked after her, Pete breaking the silence.
`You know,
Chinese sounds good.'
`Ohhhh...yeah' Danni answered.
`Let's go,' Oscar said
standing.
`I'll get Mac...' Angie put in
`Nooooo...' Pete cried.  `She's rather pissed at the
moment.  I'll leave this note.' He said as he scribbled
something 
down on a post-it note
and sticking it to a computer.`There.  Now she can't get even
more 
pissed that we didn't
inform her,' Pete said as he proudly looked at his handy-craft. 
The 
yellow post-it note
hung at an angle over his computer.  On it was written : CHINESE FOR 
LUNCH.  YUM! 
BE BACK B4 THE STREET LITES ARE ON!  Surrounding the writing were 
little stars
and hearts.
`Rather feminine Pete,' Angie laughed.` 
`Tis not.  I'm just expressing my
artistic talent.'
`Yeah right mate,' Oscar said as he slapped him on the back. 
`Now 
let's
get outta here.'

***********

MEANWHILE....

`Hi.  Bill, it's Mac...it is hot isn't
it....I was thinking that we do something a little different 
tonight...Nup, I'm not telling....I'll pick you up at 10pm.  
Okay...you too...see ya.'  Mac hung up and looked
around her office.  It's awfully quiet out there, she thought. 
She 
sat silent for a few
minutes trying to hear what the guys were doing.  After still hearing 
nothing she went to
investigate.
`Pete, Angie...' She called out leaving her office. 
`Oscar, 
Danni...'  No
one replied. She looked around before noticing Pete's
`artistically 
placed' note.
`That's it. 
He's confined to base until I say so.' Mac fumed as she threw
the 
note in the bin.  
`When
I get my hands on him....'

*********

MEANWHILE...AGAIN...

`Pete, hold your
chopsticks properly,' Danni scolded, as he once again impaled his 
food.
`But this is soooo
much more fun.  If I miss, the food goes flying all over Oscar,'
Pete 
laughed as he missed
and Oscar got hit by a piece of lemon chicken.
`Look, we don't wanna get kicked out,'
Oscar whispered looking rather unimpressed.
`Stop playing by the rules. You gotta live a
little...live...a...little,' Pete taunted as he waved his
chopsticks 
around near Oscar's
face.
`Pete grow up,' Angie giggled.
`I am grown up,' Pete replied.  `I'm the oldest
here.'
`Then he must be senile,' Danni mumbled.
`What was that Miss Mayo.  Were you
questioning my mental status?  I think you were, and do you know what 
the punishment
is for questioning my mental capabilities?  The Spring Roll rocket 
launcher.'  And with
that Pete dipped his spring roll in some sauce before throwing it in 
Danni's general
direction.
`Pete..' Angie squealed, but Pete wasn't listening. 
He'd ducked 
under the table
– away from Danni's retaliation.  Fortunately for Pete,
Danni's Sweet 
and Sour Pork
missed, but unfortunately for all of them, it hit a passing waiter 
square in the
chest.
`Whoa...Great shot Dan, way to go'  Pete cheered from under
the 
table.  Waving
his napkin around like a cheerleader.
`Out.  Out now!!' the waiter yelled, shooing them
out.  `Never come back!  We remember name.  Never come back!'
`Name.  What really is
a name?  I've had plenty over the past couple of years.  I could
come 
again tomorrow,
and you wouldn't even know!'  Pete yelled back as the others
pulled 
him down the
street.
`Good one Pete.  That was the only decent Chinese around
here.'  Oscar
complained.
`Why is this my fault?  Danni was the one who hurled the
missile...'
`Don't
you dare go blaming this on me...look what you did to my shirt with 
your `missile'. 
This was new you know.'
`Oh, I'm sooooo sorry,' Pete mocked.
`I'll get you Peter
Church.'  Danni threatened.
`Ohhh, I'm soooo scared!'

************

BACK AT THE FACTORY....

`You're back.  Was lunch nice?'  Mac asked Pete, as the
others stood
around watching what they knew would be a good banter.
`Great.  Delicious.  Best
Chinese ever.'
`Good, because it's going to be your last for a while.  Your
confined 
to
base.'  Mac turned to leave, as the others started to laugh.
`Mac you can't do that...you
have no reason'
`This is going to be a good show, who wants popcorn?' Oscar
asked the
others.
`I don't need a reason.  I'm the boss; therefore you have
to do what 
I say.  So get
comfortable Peter.'  Mac smirked as she shut the door to her
office.
`Not your day is it
Pete.' Angie said giving him a supportive pat on the back.
`She can't do
that.'
`Well...She just did.' Danni laughed turning and making her
way into 
the
tearoom.
`DAMN.' She called out.
`What?' Angie asked making her way into the room
also.
`Light blew.  We're gonna have to change it.'
`Stand back girls, this is a job for us
men.' Pete bellowed as he entered the room, taking up the
superman 
pose.
`Yeah, what
ever...' Angie and Danni mumbled.  Neither of them had wanted to 
change it anyway. 
`We'll go find a spare for you,' and they both left,
leaving Pete and 
Oscar standing
around the tearoom. `You know...' Oscar said, picking up a
banana 
from the fruit bowl. 
`Compared to some things, this banana is quite large.'
`You know, size really has nothing
to do with it,' Pete put in, picking up the other banana.
`This one 
here may be smaller,'
he said indicating to the banana in his hand, `but it's
thicker – 
wider, and some may say –
better.'
`No way mate.  With the larger ones at least you know your going
to 
get good
value out of it.  You know, at least it will fulfill your craving.  
Yours will just leave the
person unlucky enough to get it...unfulfilled.'
`Unfulfilled!  I'll have you know, this
banana could fulfill a lot of people.  You don't want them to
choke!'
`Comparing again I
see boys?' Mac questioned as she entered the tearoom to get
herself a 
drink.
`Mac.  What
banana would you chose?' Oscar asked.
`I can't answer that,' Mac replied.
`Why not.  You
only have to chose between Pete's small...'
`But obviously thicker...' Pete
added.
`...Banana,' Oscar continued.  `Or my larger one.'
`Sorry,' Mac apologised.  `Out of
yours and Pete's I've only ever tried one, and I really
don't want to 
base my opinion on
that.'  She smiled at them as she left.
`She would have chosen mine, she just didn't want
to offend you,' Oscar told Pete as they placed there fruit back
in 
the bowl.
`Yeah right,
whatever you reckon...'
`We found one!'  Danni yelled as she entered the tearoom,
light
bulb in hand.  `Now let's see Superman and his sidekick screw
this up 
somehow.'
Angie
laughed as she sat at the table to watch the show.  It should be 
interesting.
`Did you turn
the switch off Danni?' Pete asked as he climbed the stepladder,
and 
took out the old bulb,
handing it to Oscar.
`Sure did.' Danni grinned mischievously knowing full well she
hadn't.  `This will get you back Church.  That shirt was
expensive, 
and you ruined it,' she
thought as Pete took the new bulb from Oscar, and went to replace it.
ZAP!!!  The lights
in the building flickered as Pete was thrown to the floor by the 
force of the shock.
`Oh,
my god.  Pete...are you okay,'  Angie yelled as she made her way
over 
to him.  Kneeling
next to him. Pete sat up slightly, allowing Angie to hold him 
up.  `Danni.  You are one
dead lady.' He muttered before collapsing to the ground again.
`What the hell is
going...' Mac stopped mid-sentence as she took in the scene
around 
her.  Pete was
sprawled out on the floor, hair standing on end.  Angie was bent over 
him, looking rather
concerned.  Oscar was trying to stay out of it and Danni was laughing.
`You better take
him to hospital,' she sighed.
`Does this mean I'm not confined to base anymore?' Pete
looked up. Mac only sighed louder though, throwing her hands above 
her head in
exasperation before turning and making her way back into her 
office.  `They can clean up
any mess they made themselves,' she thought.

*********

LATER THAT EVENING....

`So what's this surprise?'  Bill asked as Mac stopped the
car by the
beach.
`You'll just have to wait and see...' Mac replied
reaching into the 
back seat and
grabbing a towel, before getting out of the car.  Bill followed, and 
Mac grabbed his hand
pulling him onto the sand.
`Soooo...?' he questioned.
`Nup.  Not yet.'  She replied
grinning before stopping a couple of metres from the waters edge and 
dumping her stuff. 
`C'mon.  Let's go.'
`Where.  There's nowhere to go.  We're at the beach.'
`Swimming,
silly.  Now let's go.'
`Ellen, I didn't bring...'
`Who said you'd need them,' Mac replied
stripping off her clothes and leaving them with the rest of her 
stuff, before entering the
water.
`Ellen...'
`Come on Bill.  You'll love it.  Unless you're
afraid.' Mac teased.
`I'd be
naked in a public place, I am rather apprehensive.  We're cops,
this 
is illegal.'
`Screw
that.  C'mon.  No one's here.' Mac pleaded.
`Okay, okay.  The things I do for you Ellen,'
Bill laughed as he left his clothes with hers and made his way into 
the cool water.
`Now
this isn't that bad is it?' Mac asked making her way over to
him.
`I could think of worse
things,' Bill replied taking her by the waist, and kissing her
gently.
`What was that?' Bill
asked suddenly, pulling back.
`What?' Mac asked, leaning in to kiss him
again.
`Someone's coming.'
`Shit, at this time of night,' Mac cursed.  `Let's
get out of
here.'
They started to make their way to the shore, only to realise that the 
passer-by was a
lot closer then they thought.
`Hey, who's there?' A voice called out.
Bill grabbed the beach
towel and tried to cover both he and Mac with it.  At least they 
could maintain some
dignity.  It didn't work though.  The towel wasn't as big as
they 
both hoped.
`Oh, geez I'm
so sorry!' the voice chuckled as he came close enough to see who
was 
there.  `Ummm,
I'll head back this way and leave you folks to it.  Forget about
me, 
I wasn't even here.' 
He laughed and turned walking back the way he came. 
`Ellen!'
`I'm sorry Bill,' Mac
replied before hiding her head in his chest.
`Are you laughing?' Bill asked moments later,
feeling Mac shake slightly.
`No,' Mac squeaked, trying to hold in the laughter that just
wanted to bubble up.
`I don't see the humour in this situation.'  Bill
replied, bending
down and retrieving his clothes.
`It could've been worse Bill.'
`I don't see how.'
`It could
have been the Commissioner, he could have had a torch, and we might 
have not had a
towel!'  Mac laughed, as he handed her, her clothes.
`So I guess we have to thank your
trusty beach towel for saving us from a moment that could have been 
slightly more
humiliating.'
`Absolutely!' Mac grinned.`Ellen, next time you say you
have a 
surprise for
me....' Bill started.
`You'll go along with it, no matter what.' Mac finished,
taking his
hand.
`Yeah, something like that,' Bill laughed as he let go of her
hand 
and placed his
arm around her waist.  `Come on.  Let's go home.'

**********

WHILE ALL THAT WAS HAPPENING....

`You should be right.  We want to keep you in overnight though. 
Just in case.' The doctor finished writing his notes and left the 
room.
`Well,
faaaaantastic!' Pete mumbled.  He'd rather be confined to
base, even 
with Mac there in
her crappy mood.
`How's the human piece of toast.  Not too burnt I hope!'
Angie laughed
as she entered Pete's room, followed by the others.
`Ha-de-ha-ha!'  Pete grumbled. 
`How'd you get in here anyway.  Visiting hours is over.'
`We have our ways...' Danni
added mysteriously.
`You're taking a risk being here Danni...' Pete added.
`Nah, thought
I'd be safe.  What can you do to me in a hospital?'
`You'd be surprised.' Pete mumbled. 
`So what'd ya bring me?' He asked brightening up.
`Only....this.' Angie grinned. 
Producing a Tickle me Elmo doll from behind her back. 
`Enjoy!'
`You have got to be
kidding me!  I'm stuck here in hospital, with all this crappy
food, 
and an uncomfortable
bed, and all you bring me is a stuffed toy.  Thanks guys, but I think 
pediatrics is on the
third floor.'
`No, no.  You see these things can provide you with hours of 
entertainment. 
You just go like this....and....'  Angie trailed off as she once 
again became engrossed in
playing with Pete's present.
`She's been like that since we bought it.  She won't give
it
up,' Oscar laughed.  `Kinda cute, don't ya think?'
`Oscar get over it!'  Angie cried.  `You
got no hope!'
`No hope.  I'll have you know, I could fulfill you in ways
you don't 
know
possible.'
`Oscar.  Really. Get. Over. It,' Pete sighed, remembering
their 
earlier
conversation.
`Now Danni, can I ask you a question?' Pete asked.  
`Sure.  Go ahead.'
Danni replied, sitting on the edge of the bed.
`WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU
THINKING LEAVING THE SWITCH ON.  YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME.'
`I was
kind of aiming for slight shock, that would teach you a lesson.' 
Danni answered.  `And it
worked.' 
`IT WORKED!!!'
`A little too well I must admit.  But that's all in the
past.'
`DANNI....'
`What on earth is going on in here,' the Night Nurse stated
as she
entered.  `What are you people doing here.  Visiting hours are
over.  
Now OUT!'
`Nice
one Pete.  Get us kicked out again!' Angie complained as she
stood to 
leave.`But...it was
Danni...'
`It was not..'
`Was too..'
'Not..'
`Too...'
`OUT!!!'
`Yeah, yeah...were leaving...'
Oscar, Angie and Danni replied as they filed out.  Angie secretly 
hiding the Tickle Me
Elmo in her bag, hoping no one would notice.  She'd have fun with
it 
when she got
home.  Oscar could grouch all he wanted about being `better'.
But no 
one could compare
to Elmo.

***********

IN A TOTALLY DIFFERENT LOCATION....

`Now this is
better, don't you think?'  Bill asked Mac as they lay in bed
together.
`I guess.  But it
definitely was exciting.'
`Embarrassing, humiliating and rather inappropriate, spring into
my mind.' Bill laughed as Mac slapped him playfully across the
chest.
`Yes it was
exciting....but I can think of plenty of other things we can do right 
here, that could be
just as exciting'
`Mmmm...really,' Mac asked, raising her eyebrows
slightly.
`Yes....really,' Bill replied kissing her deeply before
getting up 
and heading
downstairs.
`Where are you going?'  Mac sulked.
`I'll be back, don't worry.'Bill headed
down to the kitchen gathering the requisite materials he needed, 
while Mac waited for
him in the bedroom.
`Do you want anything while I'm down here,' he yelled up
to
her.
`No, I'm right...' Mac started to reply.  `No wait,
on second hand..' 
she continued. 
`Can you bring a banana from the fruit bowl?  I want to do some
comparing...'

***********
THE END
***********

MORE NOTES.....
No bananas were exploited in the writing of this fic.
And skinny-dipping is fantastic!! Everyone should try it; you
haven't 
lived until you have.  I
swear by 
it!!!

FEEDBACK PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  (Or I'll write more about Bill skinny-
dipping!!:) )