ok, well, i got really bored, and this is what happens when i get 
bored :S

Title: Water Guns and Potatoes
Author: Catt :)
Email: its_all_about_catt@hotmail.com
Disclaimer: HA, well, would you belive that Mr Roger was my uncle, 
and he gave me the Mac, Pete, Dan, Ange and Oscar dolls for 
Christmas? He DID!! So now, I can do whatever I want with them. :P 
HA!! (not……………doh :()


"Oi, ouch!" yelled Danni, as she was belted by another piece of 
potato, from Pete's potato gun. 
"Peter! Don't make me come out there!" screamed Mac from her office.
"Why not??" yelled back Pete, a cheeky grin on his face,
"Because, well…..you know what I'm like when I get mad Pete,"
"I sure do," chuckled Pete, crawling along the ground, underneath the 
windows to Mac's office, then sticking his head up and scanning the 
office, looking for his next target.
"OI, HEY!!" spluttered Pete as he was hit by two powerful sprays of 
freezing cold water. As his vision cleared, two figures came into 
focus, both were holding super soakers. 
"Have a nice shower Pete??" Angie asked, Mac smirking beside her. 
"Oh, yeah, I really needed that. Thanks Ange," Pete remarked, 
stretching his arms above his head, trying not to laugh at the 
shocked expression on Mac's and Angie's face as he walked back down 
the ramp towards the desks.
"He's lying," said Angie bitterly
"Through his teeth," Mac agreed, nodding slowly, "I think someone 
needs to be taught a little lesson, don't you??"

Back at their desks………..

"Pete, why did you do that, hey?" asked Danni, "You know their only 
gonna try and get you back now,"
"Yeah, I know they are, and that's what I want," smiled Pete
"It is?" replied Danni, slightly confused.
"Yeah, course it is, because your on my side, and we, are going to do 
some butt kicking," smiled Pete
"Oh no, count me OUT," said Danni, hands up in the air in retreat.
"Come on Dan," whined Pete, "You can use my other potato gun."
"You have two of those things?" squeaked Danni
"Yes, I do, and if your not with me, your against me, and I shall be 
forced to potatofie you," Pete replied, waiving the guns around in 
the air.
"That's blackmail," retorted a rather unhappy Danni
"Ah, yeah, but, it works, doesn't it," Pete smiled, tossing a gun to 
her
"Slight problem thought Pete, I don't have any potatoes," Danni 
replied happily, dropping the gun into the bin.
"Ah, hello, I'm not stupid," Pete said, tossing two potatoes to her,
"Yeah, well, you coulda fooled me," muttered Danni, retrieving the 
gun out of the bin.
"So, Rambo, what's the plan?"

A half hour later………

"Do you copy B1?" Mac whispered to Angie through the radios, that 
they had taken from the van.
"Sure do, B2," Angie replied, smiling.
"Hey, just wait a second," stopped Mac, "how come you got to be B1, 
huh?"
"Cause, well,  I'm younger and prettier," replied Angie, trying not 
to laugh.
"Yeah, sure, whatever," scoffed Mac, "where are you anyway?"
"Down near the cars" answered Angie, slowly creeping around the side 
of Pete's car, and standing up slightly at the open window, and 
giving a little squirt onto the drivers seat.
"Pete's gonna have abit of a wet bum tonight," giggled Angie, ducking 
back down, and staying in close to the car, as she herd footsteps 
coming closer, and stopping over the other side. Looking underneath, 
Angie saw Danni's feet, and moving silently, poked the water gun 
under the car, and let out a huge stream of water, onto Danni's feet, 
and new shoes, soaking them.
"Aw CRAP," whined Danni, "whoever did that is in BIG trouble," she 
shouted to nobody in particular, and moving around the other side of 
the car, saw Angie running away. "Oi, police, don't move!" she yelled 
at Angie's back, seeing if it would work.
It didn't. "Nice try Dan," Angie screamed back, "but you'll have to 
do better than that!" she laughed, running straight round the corner, 
and into Oscar, who had just come back from a jog. Her first reaction 
was to pull the trigger, and let lose a sharp spray of water, 
straight at Oscar's chest.
"Hey, hey, hey," he yelled, backing off, "I know I need a shower, but 
isn't this a little extreme?!" 
"Oh, sorry Stonie, thought you were Pete. Excuse me," she tried to 
explain, then turned around, mumbling something into the radio about 
bananas in pyjamas, potatoes and Danni. Feeling rather confused and 
annoyed at why Angie didn't give him an explanation as to why he was 
now soaking wet, he headed towards Mac's office, to see if she knew 
what was going on. Meanwhile, Pete had hidden underneath Mac's desk, 
waiting for her to show up. He saw the door open a fraction, and 
fired. Oscar, was once again, was caught in the line of fire.
"Hey, what the hell was that for mate?" Stone shouted at a guilty 
looking Pete, while rubbing the bridge of his nose, where the potato 
had hit.
"Sorry mate, thought you were Mac," he mumble as he shuffled out of 
the office.
"Yeah, righto, first Angie, now you…." muttered Oscar
"You've seen Ange??" cried Pete, his eyes lighting up
"Yeah mate, she was heading towards the bunk room, muttering into a 
radio,"
"Those little….ah……thanks mate," Pete said, suddenly getting all 
worked up, and heading off in the direction of the van. Once inside 
Pete grabbed a radio, tuning it into the others. 
"Where the hell are you now?" he herd Mac's voice coming through
"The bathroom. Needed to fill up my gun again." Came Angie's voice, a 
second later.
"HA. Got you now!" Pete chuckled to himself, whipping out his mobile, 
and punching in Danni's number.
"Yeah, Dan, its me."
"Who?"
"Peter"
"Oh, hi, where are you?"
"In the van, but Angie's near the dunnies, so go get her, and I'll 
find Mac, ok?"
"Yeah, righto, she owes me a new pair of shoes" muttered Danni, right 
before hanging up.
"Bye to you to Danni" added Pete sarcastically to the dial tone.
Stepping cautiously out of the com-v, and moving round the side, gun 
at the ready, he herd something move. Deciding to risk getting found, 
Pete decided to try and find Mac.
"Come out Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaac. I know your there somewhere," he yelled, 
trying to draw her out.
"Hey, you know what Mac, this is just like that time, all those years 
ago, remember? When we used to play that game, and I had to find the 
body chocolate, and then you would…….."
"PETER CHURCH!!!!!!" Mac came screaming out of hiding, only to find 
Pete in front of her, gun at the ready.
"You, get over here NOW!" she yelled.
"Ah, ah, ah, you know the rules Mac. No need to pull rank now. It's 
only a game," teased Pete
"Peter, I'll give you to three, ok? 1………………….."
"Ok, that could work………………or I could just do this," grinned Pete, 
pulling the trigger, and the piece of potato hitting Mac square 
between the eyes.
"That is IT! Your in for it now Pete," said Mac, retreating rather 
quickly, behind a door of the com-v, using it as a shield.
"Take that!" she yelled,  letting the first of the ammo go, the water 
bombs hitting the ground either side of Pete's feet, making him jump 
around like a chicken. Then she hit the bulls eye, straight in the 
chest.
"Ellen, you can expect a dry-cleaning bill from me," said Pete, abit 
disgruntled that she had hit him.
"Why's that Peter? The water will just dry, you know that," Mac 
giggled, coming out from behind the car door. "This, on the other 
hand," she said, holding up  another balloon,   "could cause abit 
more of a cleaning problem."
"And why would that be?" asked Pete, getting nervous.
"Why don't you see for yourself!" yelled Mac, hurling the balloon at 
him, once again hitting him square in the chest. 
"ELLEN!!!!!! You'll pay for that!!" screamed Pete, who was now 
covered in flour from the balloon.
"I will if you can catch me!" she laughed, running like crazy, for 
the nearest room with a lock on it. 

Meanwhile…………….

"Angieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, oh Angieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee," sang Danni, 
moving slowly around the corner, only to find the bathrooms empty.
"Oh, bugger this," sighed Danni, sliding down the wall, to sit on the 
ground.
"Why? I thought you were having fun," came a voice from behind the 
door.
"Alright Ange, how abouts we call a truce, hey?" asked Danni.
"Before any more of my clothing gets wrecked," she added, under her 
breath.
"Yeah, good idea, come on, I'm hungry," Angie  said, opening the 
door, moving into the room and offering her hand, to help Danni up.
"Thanks Ange, I really………….oh GROSS!! Get OFF!!!!" Danni yelled, 
standing up and pulling away from Angie's grip, realising there was 
honey on her friend's hand.
"Hahaha, gotcha," smiled Angie, walking over to the tap, and turning 
it on for Danni.
"How about after this, we go and buy you some new shoes, hey?"

Back with Mac and Pete………

"I sure got you with the flour bomb, didn't I?" laughed Mac, sipping 
coffee at the table.
"Yes, you did, and like I said, you can expect the dry cleaning 
bill," pouted Pete.
"Hey, where are you two going?" Mac yelled across to Angie and Danni, 
who were climbing into Angie's car.
"Ahhhh, I owe Danni a pair of shoes," Angie, shouted back guiltly.
"Yeah, righto, just don't be too long, there is potato everywhere, 
and we need to clean it up."
"Yeah, sure B2," Angie yelled back laughing, getting a strange look 
from Danni.
"B2 hey?" asked Pete. "Where the hell did that come from?"
"Yeah, and can I ask how this all started?" Oscar said, entering the 
room.
"Ah, no, I don't think so," Mac replied.
"Can't even remember mate," Pete answered, winking at Mac.
"Well, what about this body chocolate game then, hey?" grinned Oscar.
"Ah, well…………………………

Ah, finished. Ok, I know its crappy, but hey, its my first 1. just a 
little fluff for yas all.
Pls send me feedback.
Luv ya lots, 
Catt