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| This is Chance, or, known by his peers as Fat Chance (no direct relation to Fat Mike, Fat Albert, or Homer Jay Simpson). Playin' the six string like a deck of cards, Chance has got it right. With some bowling and billiards on the side, this cat is rigged for Rock'n'Roll. | |||||||||
| Name: Chance Hayden Instrument: Six string, vox Nick Name: Fat Chance Occupation: Guitarist, skateboarder, thunderbird owner, bowler, & pool shark. Musical Influences: Estbalished: Misfits, Subhumans, The Business, Ramones, Dead Kennedys, DRI, The Cramps, Sham 69, Dead Boys, UK Subs, DOA, The Clash, Insaniacs, New Bomb Turks, TSOL, The Fuzztones, One Man Army, Gotohells, No Fraud, Pink Lincolns, Murphy's Law, Guttermouth, and US Bombs. Local: Smelter, The Briefs, The Speds, The Flip-Tops, Defiance, The Riffs, Antiworld, Two Man Riot, Poison Idea, All Out, Statch & The Rapes, Virus Nine, The Spits, The Diskords, Graveyard Shift, Spider Babies, Moral Crux, The Fartz, Zeke, Warriors Of Genghis Khan, The Mutts, The Commies. Rockabilly: Elvis Presley, Carl Perkins, Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, Johnny Cash, Gene Vincent, Chuck Berry, Eddie Cochran, Chet Atkins. Equipment: Telecaster '72 Custom, Fender Princeton 65 Amp, Danelectro Fab Tone Pedel, Cry Baby Wah Pedel. Turn Ons: Women, the Punk Life, Bowling and Billiards, Comedy (in general), and clever comebacks. Turn Offs: Hoodrats, freaks, posers, bad jokes, racists, and the list goes on. Five directors: Stanley Kubrick, Woody Allen, George Lucas, Alfred Hitchcock, and Kevin Smith. Additional Commentary: Standard. |
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