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January
7: Back |
All had an awesome time. We had the camera with us, and got some
great shots (refer to Gravy Boat section). Sorry, for any embarrassment.
If you really want me too, I'll take 'em down.
Administration,
Low Fat Gravy Inc.
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| December
21: Cheesy Guestbook |
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Yes, I'm sorry, but I added a guestbook, I know, I know, they're the
cheesiest thing, and any self-respecting web designer, wouldn't be
caught dead with one on a site they had anything to do with, but this
is the kind of site that needs one. Anyway, I don't have to answer
to you. Here - Sign
our Guestbook or click here to View
Guestbook
Administration,
Low Fat Gravy Inc.
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| December
12: Upgrade |
| I
feel the need to say I'm sorry for not really doing anything with
the site. Dave was going to get some pictures and stuff, and I was
at least going to change the colour of the text and stuff ... but
it hasn't happened yet. I'm sorry; but with the coming of the Dart
Christmas Party, we're going to have some pictures, so I guess maybe
we'll actually have a site by then. So we'll all be faced that night.
Administration,
Low Fat Gravy Inc.
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| December
11: Blood Match |
| It
was rough but we did it, we beat Seawards team again ... crazy. It was
down to a blood match, 2 games to 2, but then we went and ran with it.
Sorry Seaward. Administration,
Low Fat Gravy Inc.
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| November
5, 2002: WHAT? |
5
games won!!! Crazy! Low Fat Gravy was on fire - on FIRE! My God,
you'd think they were good or something - apparently they are. Or
Seaward's team is really bad - he he.
Administration,
Low Fat Gravy Inc.
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| October
15, 2002: Down Hill |
| We
won only only game, I think we expected the exponential growth to
keep up, but alas ... our talent didn't - keep up I mean.
We
all had lots of fun though, tuns of fun ... he hee, get it - Tuns
of fun ... he he ho ho.
Administration,
Low Fat Gravy Inc. |
| October
7, 2002: Getting There |
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So
we won a game. The final game, which lasted longer than waiting
for a balanced budget, as a hell of a show. Seaward says it was
more intense than anything he saw last year, even the playoffs.
We
are planning to do a site soon, not too soon, so don't hold your breath,
we work too, you know.
Administration,
Low Fat Gravy Inc. |
| September
24, 2002: Debut |
| So,
there's no awards for most progressive team, but if there were,
gad damn it - we'd be a shoe in. We stated off badly, but with every
passing game, we got closer and closer to winning. If there was
six games instead of five no doubt we would have won the last one.
We were ahead over one hundred points at one point. But ah well.
'sal good.
Time
to buy a dart board.
Administration,
Low Fat Gravy Inc. |
| September,
24, 2002: T-minus 5 hours till the debut |
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So,
it's T-minus 5 hours, until the meeting starts at 7:45. I hope to see
you all there. As for T-shirts, it hasn't been decided what we're going
to do, the ye-old sharpie idea, or we could actually do something nice,
without the smart sharpie idea. So I guess we'll talk about it tonight.
Team
darts are taken care of, no worries there. But I failed in finding a
appropriate and affordable gravy boat, so we'll use a tin, for now,
until such an item presents itself, at a yard sale.
I'm
sorry for not have this site, up a running yet (save these silly
updates), but I haven't had time, but with the extra time on my
hands, thanks to the forced vacation, I'll whip up something half
nice ... or get Dave to do it. Oh, and by the way Dave, don't forget
that mechanical picture taking device.
'Ladle
full of hurt'n'
Administration
Low Fat Gravy Inc. |
| September
20, 2002: Practice |
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So,
we (Kathy and I) figure 'd we'd go to the Oasis after work throw a few
darts and go over the guidelines of the league (like I know), but luckily
Seaward showed up and taught us the lingo, like for instance, 100 or
a tun, is tun, not like 'a ton of bricks', tun like sun. And fish and
chips is 25, and dinner for two is hysterically, 69. Har, har, har ...
and a painful grunt from the crowd.
Administration
Low Fat Gravy Inc. |
| September
18, 2002: Post - League registration |
Registration
night was a total disappointment for some. Not many showed up. I expected,
sit, drink, write your name down on a sign up sheet. But apparently,
we were supposed to vote on who is sponsoring the league, and a few
other happenings.
The Molson Rep sponsored it 2 years in a row, but they aren't too pleased
with him. And plus the Labatt guy is bring Keith's in - Woo Hoo! "Those
who like it like it a lot". Anyway, so Tuesday at 7:30 ... really
we have to be there at 7:45, to vote, and address to issues that were
neglected last night because no one showed up, but I'm going to try
to get there 7:30, just so I'm not late.
So we have a slogan ... he he ... thanks to Seaward. It's 'A ladle full
of hurting'. He he. Or 'Eat Low Fat Gravy'. Whatever ... so bring your
T-Shirts Tuesday, we're going to draw the logo and the names and stuff
on them in sharpie marker - he he (Dave's Idea).
Seaward says that team bring a can, to throw a dime or so in the can
whenever you get a ton, or something (listen to me with the dart lingo).
Anyway, so keeping with the theme, I'm going to look for a gravy boat,
and a ladle at yard sales and stuff, cause we're gonna need one hell
of a gravy boat ... we're gonna need a gravy yacht.
Administration
Low Fat Gravy Inc.
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| September
17, 2002: League registration |
Okay
here it is, the confirmation list
Greg Blumer,
Greg Seaward,
Dave Kevin Harvey,
Steve Harris,
Peter Kelly,
Kathy Tabone,
Emilio DeChantal,
and
Amanda Penton
The
only person that is not confirmed Lisa Smith, but we will count her
as a member but she'll get a 'Special Appearance by:' credit because
she is probably really busy on Tuesdays. So Lisa, you can how up if
you like, but even if you don't you're still on the team - you'll get
a T-Shirt.Which by the way brings me to the next topic of discussion:
the T-shirts.
I'd like to ask anyone who has the time and talent to do up a graphic
for our Official Low Fat Gravy Team T-Shirts (I think I already mentioned
it to Dave), buy your t-shirt (Colour is up for discussion, I like grey,
cause it's neutral, and the iron-on sheets work well on them, black
would be more expensive; cause the black iron-on sheets are more expensive,
I think). So we'll get our own shirts, and I'll buy the iron-on sheets,
but someone with an iron (and preferably experience with iron-on sheets)
has to volunteer to do the actual ironing (I'm looking at you Lisa).
But maybe Sign's Plus can do them for cheaper .... doubt it.
I
hope we don't have too many people on our team ... seaward - Do we?
Anyway,
I'm going off to work some more, I'm going to be at the Oasis tonight
in spite of the crippling flu I have, thought I'm not going to be there
long, if there at all. If I don't show up (because it's just registration
is it not?) I'm hoping that Seaward, you can inform the right people,
who we are and how many of us there are; but I'd say I'll show.
Thank
You,
Administration
Low Fat Gravy Inc.
www.geocities.com/LowFatGravy
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| September
16, 2002: Team Registration |
| Oasis
Lounge well be hosting the Dart League, Tomorrow night (Tuesday, Sept,
17). This is just to get together with people and place teams, if you
haven't been placed on a team already, or if you're a loser, unlike
the members of Low Fat Gravy. So attendance tomorrow night isn't monitory,
but its a chance to intimidate the other teams, and let them know how
bad we're going to kick there ass.- If you have received this email
and you wish to relinquish your place on the team, please press reply
with 'Sorry Loser, I have better things to do with my time' in the subject
field.- If you have no idea what this email is about, because you left
to go home and watch Big Brother 3, on Thursday night, you can reply
with questions, or decline using the same protocol as the above.- If
you are still interested please reply with 'I'm a loser too' in the
subject field, and show up at 8:00 at The Oasis tonight. Remember you
can show up tonight without any intentions of joining a loser dart team
called 'Low Fat Gravy'.
Thank
you,
Administration,
LowFatGravy Inc.
http://www.geocities.com/lowfatgravy
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