---README FOR NEW XPW!---

When internet wrestling fans think of Rob Black, what comes to their mind is porno, wrestling, XPW. Rob Black knew that he couldn't mix the concept of XXX Porno and Hardcore Wrestling. So, he decides to go out in a blaze of glory and hire his much more successful brother Jim. Jim ran a Fortune 500 Company. He was the rich man of the family. Rob wanted to go back to the porn industry full time. He plans out that Shane Douglas and Terry Funk will fight to gain 100% ownership of XPW. If Funk wins, he will call it FN'XPW. If Douglas wins, he and Lizzy Borden get complete control. Also, the XPW World Title is up for grabs. August 31, 2002; Viking Hall in Philadelphia [sound familiar? "E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB!"] Those two used everything in the damn building, and, it was a bloody mess. Even Lizzy gets in on the action and got piledrove through a table thanks to Terry Funk. Finally, a set of flourescent lights falls into the ring, hitting Funk and Douglas, and, the ref. They had to get a new ref out there... he declared it a no contest. Their match gained so much attention from all the wrestling magazines and wrestling journalists across the country. But, the match ended in a no contest when both contestants could not continue. But, suddenly, some suit-and-tie guy came out with a mic.

S-A-T Guy: SHANE DOUGLAS! TERRY FUNK! YOU TWO HAVE HAD SO MANY BATTLES! FROM ECW, TO WCW, TO XPW! YOU TWO HAVE PUT SO MUCH ON THE LINE! BUT, YOU TWO CANNOT CONTINUE! THE REF DECLARED THE MATCH A NO CONTEST! NOW, WHILE YOU TWO WERE BICKERING BACK-AND-FORTH! YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT CONTRACTS ROB BLACK WERE SIGNING!? WELL, I AM HIS BROTHER JIM BLACK! I AM THE BROTHER THAT TURNED OUT BETTER THAN HE DID! I RAN A SUCCESSFUL FORTUNE 500 COMPANY! NOW, I AM GOING TO DO SOMETHING TO XPW THAT ROB BLACK COULDN'T DO... MAKE IT SUCCESSFUL! NO LONGER WILL XPW BE ON PHILLY OR L.A. TV! HELL NO! I SIGNED A DEAL WITH HBO TO AIR SHOWS ON MONDAY AND WEDNESDAY! PLUS, I DID SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE THOUGHT COULDN'T BE DONE! I GUTTED THE WWE OF IT'S CRUISERWEIGHT DIVISION! I ALSO MANAGED TO BRING IN SOME OF NWATNA'S FINEST, THAT WERE ALSO SOME XPW ALUMNI, LIKE KONNAN! LIKE SABU! PLUS, I BROUGHT IN THE HARDY BOYZ, LITA, STACY KEIBLER, LANCE STORM, AND, LAST BUT NOT LEAST, XPW'S BIGGEST DRAW..... ROB VAN DAM! I PAID MR. VINCE MCMAHON A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY SO HE AND LINDA CAN GET THEIR DAMN BONUS! I BROUGHT IN A LOT OF PEOPLE! WE HAVE HARDCORE! WE HAVE TECHNICAL WRESTLING! WE HAVE CRUISERWEIGHT/HIGH-FLYING ACTION! WE HAVE T-AND-A, NOT THE SORRY SHIT JERRY JARRETT SPEWS OUT!

But, Jim Black knew he couldn't do this on his own. Now, he is calling you up. He knew you wanted to be a booker. You have two shows on HBO, so, ratings won't be great. Your mission is, of course, to beat Vince McMahon and WWE... post-cruiserweight division.

Will XPW rise up, or burn? You decide, XPW Booker.
