Dan The Man 
K-Fed's new Love Interest?
~ Last Updated: November 20, 2006 ~
Someone emailed us his Myspace Page!! Link Here!!
About this Page:
There has been some 'fake k-fed' music going around some p2p networks and i've found
some and decided to make a page to dedicate to "Dan the Man".
From what is known so far, Someone who poses as K-fed has been calling Dan Kelly
at his work, and has been recording their conversations. Weird eh'?
Well anyway as story goes, the 'Fake K-Fed' goes on to Record a song
about them two. I'll post more info as time goes on!
Click Here to listen to the song
~ Anonymous Fan
About Dan the Man: (taken from his myspace)
Hi, I'm Dan. I'm rather confused about this place that everyone seems
so fond of..this earth. I'm also rather confused about myself. I am an
athiest, and I also am a communist. Enough with the labels. I think that
everybody should pretty much share what's left of the world. I mean, It's
not gonna be here for that much longer at the rate we're destroying it.
With everyone being nice, and sharing, we wouldn't have to fight wars or
deal with barriers. If you disagree with me, tell me so. I will try to persuade
you, although most people are too stubborn to have an open mind.
The ones who say they have open minds, mean they're willing to listen, but
not change their mind about anything. People are confusing animals. We serve
no real purpose, and yet we think we are the most intelligent animals ever.
We put the other animals in zoos, and grow animals simply to be slaughtered
and packaged for the other humans to eat, but at the same time, other people
are starving thanks to oppressive governmental regimes, and nobody does
anything to stop it. We worry about the animals we kill more than the innocent
lives that are being wasted by our oppressive imperialistic government.
I type all of this like I really care, but I don't. I could care less about the animals
we grow, the people who are being slaughtered, the opressive governments,
this socio-economic barriers in america, this is the world I was raised in.
and I
kinda like it that way.
Dan The Man Facts:
Dan is supposedly Homosexual
Dan has man boobies
Dan's Nickname is Jesus
Dan plays Guitar in 2 bands
Dan records his music at home on analog.
Dan likes his music and other music that has hiss.
Dan LOVES the game Crash Bandicoot Nitro cars
Dan currently works at Hollywood Video in El Cajon, California
Dan only works 2 days a week.
Dan loves cartoons
Audio Downloads:
Dan the Man Song (3 mb)
(by 'K-Fed')
Note:
If you have any information or news on eaither the 'Fake K-Fed' stuff
or Dan, email us below. Thanks!

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