| QUOTES |
| Quotes from my friend Missy |
| When Life gives youu lemons, awe, shut up and eat your damn lemons |
| Bubble wrap is a lot cheaper than therapy, you choose. |
| The Pilsbury dough boy is way to happy considering that he has no dick! |
| Another thing that pisses me off is when people say"it's always the last place you look" of course it is why the fuck would you keep looking after you found it? Who and where are these people? |
| When people ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there dija buddy? |
| How do I love thee? Let me count the $ |
| See the problem is god gave me a brain and a penis and most, only enough blood to run one at a time. |
| Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breath through their noses while eating sandwhiches. |
| Melsyah's got spirit! Yes she does! Melysah's got spirit just beacuse... |
| Don't flatter yourself, he was lookin at me |
| No guy is worth my tears, and when I find one that is, he won't make me cry. |
| Sometimes I wonder... wait. No I don't. |
| Kids in cars cause accidents and accidents in cars cause kids. |
| Nuke em till they glow, then shoot em in the dark. |
| Coke is the extremely difficult realization that something other than oneself is real. |
| Do you believe in coke at first sight or should I walk by again? |
| All talk and no action makes jack a dull boy! |
| Another thing that pisses me off is people who are willing to get off their ass to search for the tv remote for hours because they refuse to change it manually. |
| You know what pisses me off? People who point to their wrist while asking the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point to my crotch when asking for the bathroom? |
| Pointers from melissa |
| Hair is flammable, very flammable |
| If it hurts, don't do it again. |
| Dropping a cell phone in the bath tub kinda kills it |
| Milk crates make boring pets |
| Your mom will find out if you dye your hair purple |
| You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught |
| While driving your car through a gate always, ALWAYS make sure the gate is open. The consequences could be fatal to your car |
| Never pierce your belly button in the dark |
| When attempting to walk down stairs with breakables, objects are closer than they appear. |
| Quotes from my friend Tasha |
| God make coke, god made pepsi, god made(name) so damn sexy! |
| I wish I was a little kid again... skinned knees are easier to fix then broken hearts |