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________________________________01 [boy] Boy, am I glad! I finally got it straight. [girl] Me too.
02 [boy] See, horses have udders, and then bees come from flowers...or something like that.
03 [girl] No, that's not RIGHT, I don't believe it.04 [boy] Well, ONE THING I KNOW FOR SURE --- I've got a belly button, and so do YOU.
05 [boy] But I've got a PENIS and YOU don't. [girl] SO WHAT? I've got a06 VAGINA instead! Your penis is out where you can see it, but you don't see my vagina,
07 'cause it's inside. So now we know something more. [girl] Isn't that great? [boy] YES!08 [boy] My mother's got a new baby. I'm really jealous, but I know babies
09 have to be cuddled a lot. [girl] Everybody knows THAT! [boy] Look at him open10 his mouth! The way he's screaming, you'd think he was STARVING.
11 Now He's finally FULL. Boy, he sure has a great FILLING STATION.12 What about me? Nobody loves ME any more. I don't like babies. I HATE all babies! A lot!
13 [Toddler] My Mommy has the most fantastic breasts. [girl] I think this is SILLY, I don't want14 [girl] to see ANY MORE of it, I'VE had enough of all these naked people.
15 [boy] WHAT, I've got to HOLD the baby too? Me of all people,16 the baby hater. I'd much rather suck my thumb. You know, I was the best baby of all.
17 Hey Daddy, I'm a lot stronger than you! Watch out, or I'll kill you!18 And then I'll marry Mommy.
19 [granddad] Well, I think people start worrying about sex much too early these days.20 [grandmother] And much too much. [parent] And what they show kids TODAY!!
21 [girl] YICHH, he puts his finger in his butt. [boy] I do LIKE it.(#21 deleted from English-language edition)22 [girl] I think my VULVA'S much nicer than your PENIS.
23 [boy] Well, I can PEE A LOT FARTHER than you with my penis.24 [girl] But EVERYBODY has to POOP the same.
25 [girl] LOOK WHAT I CAN SEE. [toddler] But I don't want to see it any more.26 [boy] When my penis is stiff it FEELS GREAT. [girl] Really?
27 [boy] Show me yours and I'll show you mine. [girl] Your penis is funny looking. [boy] No it's not27(a) it's just that I'm not circumcised. But a lot of my friends are. It's the same thing, only different.
28 I'd like to know when I'll get hair down there like Daddy, and when my PENIS will be as big 29 as my Dad's. That's what I'd like to know. Maybe when I'M GROWN UP?30 [girl] MOMMY, what are those girls doing? [mommy] The girls are hugging
31 each other because they like each other. [girl] One of them has big BREASTS32 and the other has small ones. Will I have big breasts or small ones? [mommy] Every woman's
33 breasts are different. [boy] When I touch your breasts my penis gets all stiff. Whenever I see34 girl's breasts I become HAPPY and EXCITED.
35 [girl] It's fun holding on to your penis. [boy] I think it's FUN too.36 [little girl] I think all those pictures of naked people are DUMB. I'd like to have a baby. I think it
37 would be just great. But when you're grown up and so am I and you put your penis in my VAGINA,38 well, I don't think that's very nice. YICHH, look at those two
39 FUMBLING AROUND with each other again.40 [girl] but I think it's NICE how they touch each other, that's part of being lovers.
41 My older sister told me that sometimes she rubs inside her VULVA on her42 CLITORIS and thinks about nice things, and then she gets excited and has an or...
43 she has an ORGASM then. That's BEAUTIFUL.44 [boy] Sometimes my brother rubs on his penis really fast, and then SEMEN comes out.
45 He calls it MASTURBATING, and he says it feels great.46 [boy] One time I watched him and his girlfriend MAKING LOVE.
47 First he looked at her really excited, then he kissed her fingers. And then she kissed him48 on the mouth. [granddad] Obscene. [girl] OBSCENE. [boy] Then he
49 licked her nipple. [granddad] Disgusting. [girl] DISGUSTING.50 [boy] Then she took his penis in her hand... [granddad] This has got to STOP!
51 [boy] What an old Crab! And just 'cause those two are in love and are making out with each other, and because she's52 kissing his penis. It doesn't make sense to me. They do LOVE each other a lot, and I think
53 it's WONDERFUL: the way they lie SO CLOSE and54 hold each other tight, and bend this way and that together. When I'm grown up I want to do it too.
55 Everything FITS TOGETHER. [toddler] MOMMY, look56 what those two are doing. [mommy] That's right, darling, they're in love with each other, so they're sleeping together.
57 [girl] Mommy, I'm sort of SCARED. I don't WANT one of those things58 sticking in my vagina. [mommy] There's no need to be scared. People don't sleep together like that
59 until they're older. Now he's real deep inside and his semen's flowing into her vagina.60 [girl] NOW THAT'S SOMETHING, ISN'T IT?
61 [granddad] DREADFUL, the things they tell children these days.62 [toddler] Boy, is she FAT. She must be expecting a baby.
63 NOW the baby's coming. She looks so FRIGHTENED.64 She's screaming so hard, does it hurt, Mommy? [mommy] Of course it hurts, because her vagina
65 has to stretch all the way open so the baby can get out. But pretty soon it's all over...66 There he is. He's crying because inside it was all warm and soft and outside it's so cold.
67 The baby's come, it doesn't hurt at all any more. The mother's VERY HAPPY.68 [girl] THAT'S REALLY SOMETHING!
69 [boy] A whole new life has started and the baby has a mother and a father70 he can rely on, and THAT'S THE MAIN THING.
71 [boy] If you ask me...when I grow up I WANT TO BE LIKE FATHER.72 [girl] And I WANT TO BE LIKE MOTHER.