Men Are So Hard To Please
1.If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;If u Don't,he says u are PROUD.
2.If u DRESS Nicely,he says u are trying to LURE him;If u Don't,he says u are from KAMPUNG.
3.If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;If u keep QUIET,he says u have no BRAINS.
4.If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;If he's Smarter than u,he is GREAT.
5.If u don't Love him,he tries to POSSESS u;If u Love him,he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
6.If u don't make love with him,he says u don't Love him;If u do!!he says u are CHEAP.
7.If u tell him your PROBLEM,he says u are TROBLESOME;If u don't,he says that u don't TRUST him.
8.If u SCOLD him,u are like a NANNY to him;If he SCOLDS u,it is because he CARES for u.
9.If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
10.If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
11.If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!