Washington DC

Arlington National Cementary, what a beautiful view.  What an enormous embarrassment to the United States.  Imagine it, a cementary (whose sole purpose is to serve as revenge against Robert E. Lee) with a gift shop and tours.  How can we respectfully honor our most chersished war heroes with tourists walking about with screaming kids in shorts and sneakers?  I don't think you can. 

The Washington monument, a well done piece of phallic architecture.  This picture was taken from the base of the monument on the day before July 4th amongst the pre-chaos chaos.  D.C. certainly knows how to throw a birthday bash.  With an hour and a half of fireworks, even I was tired.

Ok, it may seem like all we know how to do is go out to bars and drink, its not true.  I have other pictures, yet to be scanned proving this to be untrue.  Give us a break, we are single college students, cannot girls have any fun? To the right is us in georgetown at Sequoia, one of georgetown's wonderful outdoor bars. 

To the bottom is us during our drinking and feeding frenzy, mmm good.  To the left is us post bar.  Notice how cute and in control we are, suck it up frat boys. Marissa and Jenna are my two buddies that I wish I had met when I was younger cause we would have had some awesome times on the playgrounds.  You girls know what I mean.  Chutney butt, Jenna Jenna Jenna!  And I hold to the fact that I did not push the button, ok, bye bye.