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Why follow the triangle? 'Cause the doctor says so ~ same old, same old "An apple each day keeps the doctor away" Well what if I disagree with what she says? Let the platelets cause blood clogs in my heart I happen to think chocolate's healthy and smart
Bridge: Why are we stuck in triangle-shaped conformity? The whole community! It's when four-year-olds diet we have to question our society!
Chorus: There's a pandemic of diet-crazy fools My salivary glands are causin' me to drool So I throw away the salad, toss the mushrooms I pick up my well-used silver-plated spoon I scoop the ice cream ~ I'm in a haze I think I'm stuck in a food pyramid maze
But now my arteries are getting all clogged My fingers turn back and I can't take my clothes off That triangle-crazy doctor says they'll have to amputate Ah, that's the only consequence of burgers that I really hate So what if all my valves don't really work right? The backflow of blood will help me sleep tonight
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