When we last left our story, Lauren had just announced that she wanted a baby. Will Richard wake up when Sal starts singing? I remember lying there on the ground in a state of shock over Lauren saying she wanted a baby. "Richard? Rich, wake up! Sal, he's not waking up start singing."
Huh? Turn that off"
"Hey it worked, he's awake! Good job, Sal."
"Oh, hey Lauren. I firmly stated.
AHA! "NO, BACK TO WORK!"

"I have evidence that the tree hugger’s society is smuggling illegal drugs. "Sal, these are leaves from an oak tree."
We babbled on, or rather Sal babbled on for 15 minutes. "It's a Bengal tiger coat."
"You killed your Bengal tiger for me?"
"Well..."
"Ooh earrings! Look, maple leafs."
"Ok again, Maple leafs are also not illegal.” "Eucalyptus leaves; I wrestled them away from a guy in a koala bear suit."
"Yeah."
The zoo feeds eucalyptus leaves to the koalas because that's what they eat, that and bamboo."
"I bet the pandas are working for some Columbian drug lord who makes the koalas eat the eucalyptus leaves and then extracts it from there feces. "The Cincinnati zoo?"
"It’s a giant stick of butter!"
Lauren said reassuringly. "No look, the giant stick of butter is sticking the three aardvarks into the bottom of his suit."
Lauren stated emphatically.
"Whoa, my girlfriend, taking the un-ladylike approach."
"Come on Rich, were public sleuths. The giant stick of butter got away with the aardvarks and without getting his necessaries clawed off. The next night we went back to the zoo and again started making out in the same tree, it is rivaling the local health club's hot tub as our favorite dating spot, except this time Lauren fell out of the tree and the giant stick of butter spotted her. "Sal, get me a squeegee for the car."
"Sal, who's that?"
"Yeah, she used to be a Bengal’s cheerleader, her name is Leslie Carpenter."
"Leslie, this is Dick Tait, we work together."
Sal commented while trying to comfort her. Hurry up, Leslie."
"She doesn't work here, does she Sal?"
"Fine!" To disguise myself, I rented a giant Hershey Bar costume, I put chocolate on my popcorn all the time so I thought I'd fit right in.
Next morning I showed the ingredient list to Sal and Leslie. "You used to take Ritalin didn't you, Sal?" Leslie asked
"It shows."