Today, U.S. weapons inspectors found 1000 nuclear warheads stuffed inside three gigantic rubber duckies. I think we can all be glad that the Iraqui's never got a chance to use 'Operation: Cooked Goose.'
After hearing of the American boycott on French goods, the country of Belgium has decided to help the U.S. cause by donating one ton of Grenade-shaped waffles. Not to be outdone, Switzerland has donated one ton Chocolate homing missiles.
Recently, President Bush was quoted as saying "The games are over" in reference to the war on Iraq. Shortly afterwards, the President turned to Dick Cheney and asked if he had another quarter.
Finally from our National Enquirer Bureau, Saddam Hussein is reportedly having Hanz Blix's alien love child.
More news later, this is the Tabloid News Network.