Self-Proclaimed Reality Show Diva Anna Nicole Smith was kidnapped last night by a group of lavender and chartreuse space aliens.
Reportedly she was taken to zipwoy 78q on Pluto.
E! Entertainment Television still plans to air the second season of the Anna Nicole Show from Pluto.
One humorous note to this, no cast members will be given oxygen masks and will die five minutes into the season premiere.
Anna Kournikova stated publicly on January 12th that she didn't have a tattoo... ON HER BACK commenting on it Ms./Mrs. Kournikova said the patch on her back was an thermacare heat wrap and that "My skirt is a little lower this year which is why you can now see it." This comes as welcome news to any tattoo artists who may want to tattoo her boobs
Bee Gee Maurice Gibb died Sunday, January 12th from Saturday Night Fever, the remaining two brothers will play Stayin' Alive at his funeral.
Purge of key administrators will bring "breath of fresh air" after Ehrlich is sworn in as governor.
AOL founder and chairman Steve Case "disconnected" January 13th amidst rumors of mass firings and $100 million dollars in budget cuts. To help balance their budget AOL will now charge $36 for the same 5 minutes of on and off service.
Republican Robert Ehrlich was sworn in as Maryland's new governor on January 15th, among the chnages he made the strangest was ordering 3000 rolls of comemmerative toilet paper with the following design:
Government Acquisitions of Charlotte N.C., will start putting ads on police cars in order to make the cars free to police departments.
Just a note to Government Acquisitions: Hillbillies have been doing this for over 50 years it's called NASCAR
According to Reuters news, Bananas may cease to exist in a couple years. This is because the female banana doesn't feel like reproducing.
Maybe it's because it has a headache, or because it feels that the male banana won't respect her after she let's him get under her peel.
