Have you ever wanted to recapture your youth? Good! Then this commercial is for you. Even if you don't want to recapture your youth then you had better keep your posterior planted in that La-Z-Boy until the end of this commercial!
(Sighs)
Is your workday full of stress and you want to find something to relieve it? Good! Then this commercial is still for you. Even if you don't want to relieve stress during your workday, then you still better keep your rear glued to your chesey Jennifer Leather Fold-Out Sofa bed until the end of this commercial! (pause) Oh, sorry.
(Sighs, clears throat)
Fisher Price, one of the leading manufacturers of toys for toddlers has teamed up with Nextel and Motorola to bring you both the See 'N Say Pager and Cell Phone. The world's first cell phone and pager that are both business ready and kid approved, despite the concern of the FCC that you might develop cancer.
Just like on thee classic toy, but with a modern approach, pull the lever to answer the phone, check your e-mail or pages, and as an added bonus, all the animal sounds from the original See 'N Say are used to censor language you don't want your child to hear.
Here is an over dramatized example: (child pulls lever)"'The client says: (duck quacks) it!' (Child laughs) Mommy, Mommy that's a duck! That's right son, do you want to read more of mommy's confidential top secret e-mail? (pulls lever again) 'The boss says your (cow moos) is fired!, (pulls lever again) Your coworkers say (dog barks) you! thank you See 'N Say", (pulls lever continuously, so that all the sounds run together), (abruptly) Get off that! does that look like a toy? See, that poor, innocent, 4 year old child could have been scarred for life, if it wasn't for the See 'N Say Cell Phone. and yes, it is a toy as well (horse neighs)
Now not only is this the latest in high tech equipment but also the next big thing you have to own if you don't want to be ridiculed for being a loser.
Now you might gladly pay millions for this little technological wonder, but only if you're a mental patient. The rest of the semi-sane public only has to pay $50, but if you call now, you can own this miracle product for 4 easy payments of just $12.50 each. WOW! What a savings compared to $50!
Plus, if you use your credit card, you will also get the special edition director's cut DVD of the insanely unpopular Broadway production: