Pepto Bismol Plus+
Written by Jeff Unglesbee
Original Idea and Concept by Nate Smallwood

(Scene opens on a person with a cheeky smile)
Are you trying to find a cure for anthrax? How about aids? What about cancer? Or herpes?
Hello, I am Jeff Unglesbee and I am here to tell you about new Pepto Bismol Plus (holds up glowing pink bottle), why is it glowing you ask?
Well, decaying nuclear waste, along with approximately five ounces of LSD, produces the glowing.
Along with providing, the famous coating action of Original Pepto Bismol, Pepto Bismol Plus also removes tobacco tar from your intestines.
It can also be used as latex paint, and kills any unwanted household pests.
So, get new Pepto Bismol Plus, the only medicine that is also a form of latex paint, and a pest controller too.

Warning: may become habit forming.
May cause internal bleeding if you do not smoke.
A small percentage of people experienced side effects; side effects are either serious or life threatening.
There is no need whatsoever to bother with consulting a doctor before taking this medication.
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