That’s Not Weird

 

1: Where were you last night?

2: I had emotional sickness, but we’re not going to talk about it, because I’m not Dr. Phil.

1: Girl problems?

2: I wish.

1: You know what’s weird?

2: What?

1: I brush my teeth 27 times a day without flossing.

2: That’s not weird; I floss 27 times a day without brushing my teeth.

1: That’s not weird, I pinch people’s faces, and baby talk them because I can’t control my left arm.

2: No, that’s not weird, I drink used bathwater it helps my facial complexion.

1: I collect plastic lobsters.

2: Why?

1: I’m allergic to lobster claws.

2: That’s still not weird.

1: Do you think that Canada should be a tropical climate?

2: Maybe, but we would need about 10 million space heaters.

1: Yeah, but how would that benefit Canada?

2: You could save a lot of money, because you wouldn’t have to buy winter coats.
1: But you would have lost all that money from buying the 10 million space heaters in the first place.

2: Oh, right.  DANG!

1: That’s still weird.

2: Yeah, it is.