Types of Anthrax:

 

Anthrax has been in the news a lot lately, but people still do not seem to know much about it.

 

Most people do not know that there are many different strains, or types, of Anthrax that may possibly infect people.

 

For instance, most people know about letter anthrax but if you wake up one morning with an urge to do another movie with Chris Tucker, you may have contracted Jackie Chanthrax.

 

If you suddenly start acting like Peter Jennings, Dan Rather or Tom Brokaw then you have serious case of Anchormanthrax.

 

If you begin, for no apparent reason, to hate "blacks and Jews,” you probably have been infected with Ku-Klux-Klanthrax.

 

I would never have to grow up if I had Peter Panthrax.

 

If you are normally a messy person, but suddenly turn into a clean freak, you may have come down with Spic-And-Spanthrax.

 

Beware of tapes of the Tonight Show they may Johnny Carsanthrax.

 

Likewise, Cheers fans are susceptible to Sam-And-Diane-thrax.

 

If you have an urge to congratulate people a lot, you have contracted You Da Manthrax!

 

If you begin craving bad music from the '80's, you may be carrying Duran Duranthrax.

 

If you develop an overwhelmingly positive attitude, you may have been struck with I-think-I-can, I-think-I-canthrax.

 

I was kicked up a notch from contracting Emeril’s Bamthrax.

If you seem to be turning into a strange monkey boy who spits out food at people, you may have a fatal case of Chris Kattanthrax.

 

Finally, all of this started with Talibantrhax.