Billy: Hi! Billy Mays here for Apple Clean. The newest member of the Oxi-Clean family. I specially produced Apple Clean so that I could continue to exploit fruit growers in order to make a fast buck or two or a retail profit of $19.99. Now, you might say 'Why do I need Apple Clean? Doesn't Orange Clean already clean my entire house and leave a nice, pleasant scent that I can get high off of?' It should, but ask yourself 'can Orange clean safely polish my fruits and vegetables?’ I don't think so. Apple Clean is the only common household cleaner out there, that can safely polish all your fruit. Use Apple Clean's special formula on Apples, oranges, plums, peaches, pears, cherries, grapes, pineapple, coconuts, kumquats, any kind of vegetable or fruit you can imagine, even gay people. To prove that Apple Clean is the BEST fruit-polishing product on the market today, we put it to the test. First, we took this giant watermelon, sprayed it with Apple Clean, and dropped it off the local post office building onto the new blacktop parking lot. The watermelon was shattered into about 30 pieces but look at that shine. Next, we took Elton John