TIFFANY ( YUMMERS) 

    

TIFF IS A NORMAL GIRL AT SCHOOL.... MUCH LIKE THE GIRLS YOU KNOW...... HOWEVER WHEN SHE LEAVES THE SCHOOL GROUNDS,  TIFF TRANSFORMS INTO A COLD BLOODED RUBBER DUCK THIEF.  SHE HAS SERVED A TOTAL OF 186 DAYS IN PRISON, AFTER BEING CONVICTED OF THEFT.  THE COURT ORDERED HER INTO TREATMENT AFTER HER ADDICTION GOT SO BAD THAT SHE ACTUALLY STOLE A RUBBER DUCK FROM A LITTLE GIRL.... DURING HER BATH TIME. TIFF FINISHED HER COUNSELING AND IS NOW ON PROBATION... SHE IS NOT ALLOWED WITHIN 100 FEET OF A RUBBER DUCK OR WITHIN 60 FEET OF A BATHTUB.  SO PLEASE IF U COME TO OUR SHOW ... DO NOT.... I REPEAT.. DO NOT BRING RUBBER DUCKS.. AND WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE SMELL.  

 

 

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