Margaret (MAY)
Margaret is the most illusive character in our band. She doesn't talk much and when she does ... it's usually death threats or incoherent. Margaret grew up in a family much like the family of Beaver Cleaver. OF COURSE being around all of that sappiness.... Margaret went nuts. Mostly now she just sits in the corner talking about how wolverines are going to take over the world. The only thing Margaret knows how to do well is hit things...... She asked us to pass on this message: They are coming..... slowly evolving from rats... beware before its too late.....
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