Carolan      (BOB) 

Carolan was arrested twice within the last four days.  One of the offenses was impersonating a janitor in a French Fry factory.  The second is for causing a riot in the neighborhood, when she stole an innocent 6 year old's pinata and filled it with eggs and mayonnaise( let it ferment in the sun, of course) and then returned it.  Needless to say there was mass hysteria and fire departments from 8 neighboring cities had to assist police officers in controlling the rabid crowd.   

This is the proud young boy displaying his pinata before his life saving surgery... Luckily little Harold survived...... Others weren't so lucky ........

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