2. Yeah, you thought you were done, but you aren’t. Considering you are about to be the thrall (It means slave, idiot) of someone that is cell shaded, you better get ready to serve. What would you feed them for breakfast?

Whatever they ask, after all, relationships need cooperation. (IE you’re a spineless loser)
A fruit plate. Everyone likes a good fruit.
A pile of rice and a raw fish. Isn’t that what all Japanese people eat?
A bus ticket home.

3. What, of all these objects, has the smoothest feel? People like smooth things. Girls mostly.

A silky piece of fabric.
A polished piece of wood.
A puppy’s fur.
A cool, wet catfish.

4. What is in a name? Perhaps a “NAMAE” if you will.

Letters. People like letters.
Kanji. (Someone knows Japanese)
A rich heritage. Not like yourself.
A crucial element in credit card fraud.

5. “Eeeeek, a pervert just felt up my leg!” Oh my, what are you going to do, your lady’s integrity is held in the balance!

Get them! Who cares what happens after!
Kill the living shit out of them!
Know that’s the furthest that person will ever get with a woman, and laugh right in front of them. (yeah, you're badass)
Nothing, it was you after all.
Break down crying; that person just got more from that cold bitch than you ever will.

6. The movie the two of you were in starts getting loud, and the time is right. You lean in and kiss her, and in her moment of shock, your hand goes to…

Her breast.
Pull her closer to you.
Her thigh.
The Knife now in your leg.
The slap across your face.

7. The most pleasing shape to the human eye is obviously:

A Perfect Circle.
The Golden Rectangle.
A Star. (wooooh your mystical)
The Female Figure. (oh yeah, your a player alright)

8. So what about the same sex?

GRLZ ONLY PLZ THNX DRIV THRU~
I… don’t get it.
Yeah, I could go for more of the same sex. OF HER LOL.
Oh, I’d say I’m a little adventurous, I appeal to the Yaoi crowd.

9. So where are you staying tonight, big shot?

Hinata Sou.
My Car.
Under the stars.
A Local Inn.
In the shadows.

10. “Shinobu says that Kitsune told her that Mutsumi said that Kaolla was playing in the yard with Sarah and suddenly Motoko ran over and told them Naru overherd Haruka talking about Kanako having seen you with another woman! Whats a girl to do?

But the girl was one of the people mentioned!
I noticed the spelling error.
I think this has been blown out of proportion.
Shoot first ask questions later?

11. Ah, the restaurant, what kind would you take her to? Remember, this is crucial to you getting to the part of the quiz we all know you want.

McDonalds, It’s the thought that counts! (you are a cheap idiot)
Whatever my honey wants, she gets. (my credit card will be maxed out in a number of hours.)
I’ll cook for her myself! (Risk destroying the house to save some cash.)
Who cares, If I pay, I get lay.

12. How are you with words? Do you win arguments? Do you have a silver tongue? That’s not prosthetic?

I’m pretty well to the point.
I stutter a lot when talking about matters of the heart.
This isn’t my first language.
I like to keep my mouth shut.
I entangle my enemies in chains of pure goth poetry before I go in for the kill.

13. Remember that time you bumped into that girl and she fell down the stairs? At least…

She lived and didn’t press charges.
You lived after she slammed you into the wall.
After you apologized you got to walk her home.
You saw her panties. They had carrots on them.

14. So what kind of person are you?

A Dog Person.
A Cat Person.
Wait, was there a previous question about catfish?
A person on who will eventually kill someone.

15. Oh yeah, you knew it was coming to this, and that’s the whole reason you completed this quiz! (You monster) So here it is. Its your first time together, what is you position?

On top, I know what I’m doing.
I think it would be mutual.
She’d be on top, she knows what she’s doing.