This is RPS. And for those of you who aren't quite sure, RPS stands for Real Person Slash, meaning that within this wonderful webspace, you will find fiction about Ian McKellen having all kinds of sexual relations with all kinds of men. Most of them tend to be part of the "Lord of the Rings" cast, but you get a few surprises now and then. (Including a very nice het piece by mcee).

Slash not your thing? RPS not your thing? Then, please, leave.

Want to give it a go? Then you've been properly warned and may proceed. You come after me and bitch later, I'm going to mock you with great pleasure.