Disclaimer

What I know about Sir Ian:

He is an experienced and excellent actor.

He is an English gentleman.

He is gay.

He has excellent comic timing as seen on SNL.

What I don't know about Sir Ian:

Pretty much anything else. Everything you read here is fiction. Everything from every author is a made up tale that we'd *love* to be true, but to the best of our knowledge isn't. We make this shit up because it's fun for us, and we think Ian is really damned sexy and should get as much sex and love as we write for him.

Does Ian McKellen know we do this? I'm guessing no. Is he offended or otherwise affronted? I haven't seen any letters of reprimand, so I'm saying no again. I'm really just hoping he'd look at this and laugh. A lot. Then show it to his friends.